*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

Gogogogo mo fo's

mod plz delete that ugly 'G' in title thread plz

Happy New Year to everyone, lets kick butt in 2009 yeah!

I love January, I love 2009, and I love 10nl

Going to the father in laws today in North Wales, so unless my mobile broadband works up in the hills, then I won't be playing poker until saturday, or posting on here for that matter.

We'll miss you, Jay!

Pretty good first session of the New Year if you ask me! Well on my way for my ridiculous goal of 20k profit this year

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53 BB/100, sustainable?

OMFG..... Someone who grinded out 200k Vpp's in the month of December, actually missed out on Supernova Elite by 13k Vpp's, without playing a single hand on the final day .

Seriously, 987k Vpp's in a year and FAIL! WTF!

Busto on December 29?

uuuuuuuh.
Headache.

brother got beat up by morakan scum welcome to antwerp and stuff. uuuuh just woke up need food.

Happy new year all cc'ers.

Finally get to play tomorrow as I travel back home at mid day tomorrow.

Did you make sne jay?

Happy New Year to everyone.... Time to find some fish...

Happy new year.....tired of being the fish everyone looks for, and working to become the fisherman!!!!

Happy New Year....starting my first session of '09

Are there any new promotions or updates on pokerstars I can't access it on my phone

soooo many idiots playing last night and today more so last night

fk me, woke up an hour ago and don't remember a thing about last night, so im guessing it was a bitching night

also i likey the thread title, made me laff

also +1, Why would you go to North Wales Jay? The South is where the party poker is at

also +2 lets start the sn/sne grind for all i spose

sigh, just realised the constant screaming noise i can hear isn't coming from outside but is only in my head

How many VPPs are needed per day for SNE? Like 2800? Goddangit, that's a lot. I wonder whether a lazyass bastard like me could ever pull himself together enough to go for it. Probably not. Will go take a nap now. Not disterbz teh rabbit!

When is this fishy holiday season spoken of supposed to end? November would be nice...

guessing he killed himself.

not because he missed sne, because he grinded 200k vpps in a month.

January goal:

At least a 30% bankroll increase.

Happy New Year

So I dared my way back to the tables today, two days after the devastation that cost me a quarter of my bankroll, and fairly swiftly lost another four buy-ins. It wasn't fun. I pushed on with the session and finished down only $400.

After dinner, I decide that poker is MY bitch, not the other way around, so I go back and manage to score $900 in about half an hour of play, and decide to quit early just to savour the feeling of ending while on top. I would probably have kept playing if any of the tables were great, but they weren't really. Mostly decent regs and the occasional fish, and on none of the tables was I directly to the left of the donor, and on several of them I had aggressive 3-bettors to my own left.

So call it a hit-and-run, and I've at least recovered some of Tuesday's disaster. Besides, 1300 hands is not precisely peanuts for me; I'm used to logging about 20k hands a month.

On a sidenote, I appreciate that Party offers periodical reload bonuses, but what the hell is up with the 7 days to clear a gazillion points for $100? Sheesh.

Happy new year dear cardschatters !

I'll post my my goals for 2009 as soon as I'm sober enough again.

09 > 08

here we go!

Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all

I'm creating the Grindin' Playlist on iTunes...any suggestions? I'll even offer to add them and hear them for the first time while playing Just no Backstreet Boys, pls.

MSTRKRFT - Paris
Infected Mushroom - Cities of the Future

Oh and someone send me a session. I'm to hungover to play, so I'm gonna spend most of the day studying the game. And you retain 10% of what you hear, 30% of what you write down, 75% of what you practice, and 90% of what you teach. So gimme a session to analyze! I don't care what stakes, 6-max or full right, whatever. I'll take the stud games too.

Atleast one of us knows how to start the new year right... http://www.cardschat.com/f42/first-r...9-deep-138711/ (http://www.cardschat.com/f42/first-rail-call-bringing-09-deep-138711/)
Let's have a bunch of those, and some scary good graphs. Good luck fellow CC.

well my new year of poker wont start for a lil bit ... it will officially start on january 6th as i will not be able to play ne poker until then as i willbe traveling to school and with my girlfriend.

But once jjanuary 6th starts it will be 40 hour week of poker.

my quest will be for supernova elite... with a mix of sng and cash games alternating by days.

i am also looking for a grinding play list so SHROG let me know if you get a good one!

I agree, that shit is whack !

Half hour into $ in my first tournament of the year, then brain malfunctions. Get minraised on the blind, which isn't unusual with relatively shortstacks...but after I make it 7bb I get min fourbet and I instashove, ignoring the sirens. New year resolution; take a damn second to make a decent decision every time.

I'm so frickin tilted right now. I mean wtf is up with Stars? It takes like 7 or 8 seconds after every hand for the new hand to get dealt. Opening the cashier takes up to 10 seconds.
This is tilting me more than any series of suckouts ever could, I had to quit playing because of it

Same for me...dont get it

3167 vpps. Gonna get another ~2k tonight. That should unlock the $1500 bonus I just bought and then can start on clearing that 2k bonus .