Invasion of shortstacks

Is it just me or does everytable have lkike 8 shortstacks now. The picture below is a 10NL table, if they all want to play with 2$ why not go to the 2NL tables!? ARGH! I hate shortstacks with an undying passion! I wish they would mkae 50BB min tables at every limit.

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I believe they are all bred somewhere in some horrible underground society. I hate them more than you do But if you get to a table with 2 or 3 of them, there are effective anti-shorty methods (aka stacking them with solid cards preflop).

YES!!! Two shortstacks in one! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH. These two had been playing like maniacs, it felt good to get them both at once!

PokerStars Game #20022000070: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/08/30 - 18:00:56 (ET)
Table 'Wabash II' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Barney6716 ($5.20 in chips)
Seat 2: ajrobin1412 ($9 in chips)
Seat 3: bccy ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Mido Ps ($10 in chips)
Seat 6: farfallina84 ($4.35 in chips)
Seat 9: Normlösa ($7.20 in chips)
bccy: posts small blind $0.05
Mido Ps: posts big blind $0.10
TheEminent: sits out
lorenz29: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ajrobin1412 [Ah Js]
farfallina84: raises $0.50 to $0.60
Normlösa: folds
Barney6716: calls $0.60
ajrobin1412: calls $0.60
bccy: folds
Mido Ps: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c Td Jd]
jensspike leaves the table
farfallina84: bets $3.75 and is all-in
Barney6716: calls $3.75
ajrobin1412: raises $3.75 to $7.50
Barney6716: calls $0.85 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.90) returned to ajrobin1412
*** TURN *** [2c Td Jd] 9♣
Wilston Brot joins the table at seat #5
*** RIVER *** [2c Td Jd 9c] J♣
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Barney6716: shows [Ac Qs] (a pair of Jacks)
ajrobin1412: shows [Ah Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
ajrobin1412 collected $1.65 from side pot
farfallina84: mucks hand
ajrobin1412 collected $12.55 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14.90 Main pot $12.55. Side pot $1.65. | Rake $0.70
Board [2c Td Jd 9c Jc]
Seat 1: Barney6716 showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: ajrobin1412 (button) showed [Ah Js] and won ($14.20) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: bccy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Mido Ps (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: farfallina84 mucked [Th 2h]
Seat 9: Normlösa folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Well... good job stacking them both, but you did still call from behind against that guy's two pair.

Haha didnt even notice that. Not only did I stack them but i sucked out too! YES! I swear I see red everytime a short stack pushes.

i like to crap on short stacks faces

it isn't that bad seeing as you don't see good short stackers until you move up quite a bit in limits. mostly ppl who want to play higher without the roll and realy don't know how to ss properly.