Inappropriate Screen Names

I have to admit that the screen names that I use are neither original nor imaginative (Boltneck, ssboltdd or SteveTheCode depending on the site). However, I do have to smile to myself occasionally at some of the names that crop up.

Today for example, PokerGuru sat down at the table. I watched with interest, perhaps foolishly expecting to see see a half decent player, and maybe even learn a little. Well, his PokerTracker statistic were way too flattering for him VP$IP - 74.5 PFR - 4.3 and post flop AF - 0.8.

Oh I do wish I could sit at a table with 9 poker gurus all day every day!

Boltneck

i never go by names, some are so mis-leading.

but yeah LOL pokerguru.

Check out our thread on http://www.cardschat.com/f10/funny-s...ht=funny+names. There are some great screen names posted there for posterity sake.

Isnt this a bit of advertising? Your recomending a site, just as I was.

um, try clicking the link (or at least mousing over it)

OMG I recommended our forum. Holy crap what was I thinking?!?

Yeah! Can a moderator be banned? If you ban yourself are you condemned to internet hell?

Next time just put a link back to the thread they are reading. Infinity is a funny thing

Ban yourself, sir.

As for the OP. I like keeping out an eye, actually both eyes, out for players with interesting SNs like:

-RaizeUallin
-MakeUFold
-CheckRazeU
-IgotthaNUTZ
-MrAllin

and others. So, lets say Im playing them and they dont do what their name says, I can say "hey, you liar. You didnt check raise me. What gives?"

Just played Turbosteve, who seemed to wait until dealer told him he had 5 seconds to act before making a decision, oh the irony.

im playing against jizzlobber69 right now. i thought you had to be an adult to gamble...

LOL the funniest part is '69', implying that jizzlobber 1 through 68 was already taken ()

I dont think that is quite what is implies

ever heard the saying never judge a book by the cover? i think this applies here too well!!! haha i see alotta of people with certain poker names and none of them live up to it haha, i almost want to say its a fact that if they have a poker name they suck...but thats jus the people i have played against.

yeh lol i was actually copying something from Snowman's blog that made me laugh

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

watch out for the guy at the bottom

his buddys are fish though.

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Sometimes u can tell about how old some of these guys are.....for a while there was a rash op pimp something names.......or something pimp....geezzzzzz
Not always but sometimes the alias's are very telling.