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  Poker - If you get offended, don't look
 
  #1  
07-07-2006, 3:27 PM
Alon Ipser
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If you get offended, don't look

This is my poker experience as of late. The name in the middle of the table can be changed to any site because they have all benn treating me this way.
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  #2  
07-07-2006, 3:42 PM
Freakakanus
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LMFAO!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!
  #3  
07-07-2006, 3:55 PM
JeeDub84
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LOL! That is so funny. I feel the same way too sometimes.
  #4  
07-07-2006, 3:58 PM
Lo-Dog
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ROFL!!!! Thanks Alon, nice laugh first thing in the morning. Party should just have that animation whenever you lose a hand you were ahead on. "Sorry Alon, once again you are screwed by Party Poker!"
  #5  
07-07-2006, 4:06 PM
gord962
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

That is some seriously funny $h!t!!! + rep for one of the funniest poker related images ever!!!
  #6  
07-07-2006, 4:15 PM
DESSERTLADY
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Too funny!

Reminds me of a mouse over on JetSet, I recently seen.

"May I please Have Another??"
  #7  
07-07-2006, 5:04 PM
shortstacked
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can I get a rag I just spit pop all over my monitor
LMFAO
  #8  
07-07-2006, 5:22 PM
Threesixes
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LMAO!!!
  #9  
07-07-2006, 6:40 PM
t1riel
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ROFL! That is so funny!

Nice job on the image
  #10  
07-07-2006, 6:41 PM
wsorbust
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lol........
  #11  
07-07-2006, 7:06 PM
ChuckTs
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very funny AI
  #12  
07-07-2006, 9:58 PM
Xandit
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Excellent. I needed that laugh after today...Thanks.
  #13  
07-07-2006, 10:29 PM
polingpower
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thanks....... 2 funny
  #14  
07-07-2006, 11:10 PM
MackemMan
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That is one of the funniest pics I've seen for absolutely ages.

Brilliant matey.....

MackemMan
  #15  
07-07-2006, 11:28 PM
Alon Ipser
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I dont know who is more sick. You guys, for thinking it's funny that a site is doing that to me, or me, for continuing to go back for more.
  #16  
08-07-2006, 12:12 AM
smd173
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Very funny stuff.

And it's equally sick Alon.
  #17  
08-07-2006, 1:24 AM
Cardsharp
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LMAO funnyest shit I've seen all day. I'll be lauging at that one all week.
  #18  
08-07-2006, 1:37 AM
twizzybop
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someone must be offended cause I got negative rep for a repulsive joke. A repulsive joke is a repulsive joke no matter how funny it may be
  #19  
08-07-2006, 1:42 AM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twizzybop
someone must be offended cause I got negative rep for a repulsive joke. A repulsive joke is a repulsive joke no matter how funny it may be
What does your negative rep have to do with this?
  #20  
08-07-2006, 1:47 AM
twizzybop
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Juicee.. simple I made a joke in the "joke thread" and recieved negative rep cause apparently "my" joke was offensive.. get my point now
  #21  
08-07-2006, 1:50 AM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twizzybop
Juicee.. simple I made a joke in the "joke thread" and recieved negative rep cause apparently "my" joke was offensive.. get my point now
Well, last time I checked, pedophilia was no laughing matter... Unfortunately for me, I deleted that post before I thought to give you negative rep for it. Hence there would be no mystery where that rep came from. Pity I can't neg rep a deleted post.
  #22  
08-07-2006, 1:53 AM
twizzybop
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Yeah so isn't the rest of the derogatory matter that is in that thread that is also no laughing matter... please by all means tell us that we should also have clean jokes.. or should I dare point them out to you as to how many non laughing matter jokes that shouldn't be there along with this one.. a dead guy on the table.. very soothing material to see<insert sarcasm>
  #23  
08-07-2006, 1:54 AM
juiceeQ
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Whatever twizzy.
  #24  
08-07-2006, 1:55 AM
twizzybop
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A dead guy getting screwed in the ass by all means.. oh yeah that is something we all need to see
  #25  
08-07-2006, 1:57 AM
twizzybop
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whatever what?

Don't like the truth "again" the bs is getting old

Please lets make this a clean thread "a dead guy getting ****ed in the ass is ok but somone making derogortory jokes isn't"

Time to get your priorites straight
  #26  
08-07-2006, 1:57 AM
Sammyv1
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Awesome, Awesome thread Alon. I'm laughing my arse off! It's not to often I get my wife to show her a thread, she saw this one and loves it!!!
  #27  
08-07-2006, 1:59 AM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twizzbop
Don't like the truth "again" the bs is getting old
Time to get your priorites straight
I don't need to draw parallels between a cartoon (above) and a so called "joke" that you posted about a baby and a little girl being completely violated. If you think that's even in the same league, you've got problems (although no one needs to convince me otherwise). I'm all done now.
  #28  
08-07-2006, 2:05 AM
ChuckTs
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Twizzy's on a roll this week!
  #29  
08-07-2006, 2:05 AM
twizzybop
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Mod edit:

This is out of line - it's possible to argue without hurling derogatory comments at people, you know.

~DM

Last edited by Dorkus Malorkus : 08-07-2006 at 2:24 AM.
  #30  
08-07-2006, 2:08 AM
juiceeQ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twizzybop
Mod edit:

Quote removed

~DM
Sure twizz. Whatever you say.

Last edited by Dorkus Malorkus : 08-07-2006 at 2:24 AM.
  #31  
08-07-2006, 2:10 AM
Alon Ipser
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Twizzy, I think you got my cartoon all wrong. I'm not supposed to be dead. Seriuosly, I know that not everyone has the sick and depraved humor I have and some might take offense to it. That is why the thread is titled the way it is.
  #32  
08-07-2006, 2:13 AM
twizzybop
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ok some some guy is ****ing a live guy in the ass.. still offensive and derogetory non the less.
  #33  
08-07-2006, 2:16 AM
twizzybop
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I am sorry chuck but a selective prude is a selective prude.

I am offended to(insert sarcasm) time to move on and grow up..


Offended by a joke but not offended by a guy ****ing a live guy in the ass.
  #34  
08-07-2006, 2:27 AM
Dorkus Malorkus
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No more insults, please.
  #35  
08-07-2006, 4:57 AM
polingpower
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did i miss some thing
looks like POKER nite at my boyfreinds house love y'all i'm NEXT deal me in
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