If cards really chat

#1 3rd April 2009, 6:18 AM

If cards really chat what would they say? What type of mood would they be in would they be happy or sad: Happy that they get so much attention and so many people love them. (Not to mention their constant television time, which is a huge publicity booster). Or would the be sad of all the wear and tear of the constant abuse. Maybe sad that so many people had them so much, or sad they never reap the benifits of others success. So what would cards chat about, better yet what would your deck of cards say?

#2 3rd April 2009, 6:53 AM

im pretty high so that made sense to me

#3 3rd April 2009, 3:21 PM

My K's will ask the Q's for a little dance.
The A's will say "The eiffel tower copy his shape from us".
The 6's and 9's look at each other and say "Hey, you're upside down".. "No, you are upside down".
The 8's would say "We are so fat, so we put on a belt you will not notice that".
But I realy want the 2-7 will scream "Please save us, don't drop us".

If the cards could talk the probably would say "Too many bad players, out of many, just 1 winner".

#4 3rd April 2009, 5:04 PM

My own personal cards would say.

Pack up your game its time to go home,

You just can't win anymore vs luck.

If its my skillz vs luck I will never win again

#5 3rd April 2009, 6:05 PM

72os is emo.

#6 3rd April 2009, 6:09 PM

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Good one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monoxide

im pretty high so that made sense to me

#7 3rd April 2009, 6:20 PM

the funny thing is he's serious

#8 3rd April 2009, 8:48 PM

Golden Archive plz

#9 3rd April 2009, 9:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shafan

The 6's and 9's look at each other and say

ooh i think i know where this is going

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shafan

"Hey, you're upside down".. "No, you are upside down".

oh, i was thinking of something dirtier

#10 3rd April 2009, 9:24 PM

88 - says "think snow" ...

AA - says "go fer it, sucka ..." ...

#11 3rd April 2009, 9:27 PM

So was I.

But then, this thread is kinda out there.

#12 4th April 2009, 1:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by combuboom

ooh i think i know where this is going

oh, i was thinking of something dirtier

LOL...
Didn't want to go there.

But I'll add the 2's: "Are you a swan or a duck like me?" "Open season? let's run away".

#13 4th April 2009, 1:53 AM

I am sure they would swear back at me.

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