I think your my kids father

#1 15th October 2008, 8:06 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father
of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party poker that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

#2 15th October 2008, 8:13 PM

Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.

Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

#3 15th October 2008, 8:15 PM

ummm

thread paradox happening here I think

#4 15th October 2008, 8:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rememberthis1

Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.

Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

I am just curious what this has to do with Celery.

#5 15th October 2008, 8:19 PM

I thought this was poker general, I was just agreeing with what the poster said about that kind of strategy!

#6 15th October 2008, 8:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rememberthis1

I thought this was poker general, I was just agreeing with what the poster said about that kind of strategy!

vrrrroooooooooooommm

that one went right over my head and didnt even honk or wave as it passed. lol

n1

#7 15th October 2008, 8:25 PM

Now where in the heck is a mod supposed to move this thread to????

#8 15th October 2008, 8:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota-xx

Now where in the heck is a mod supposed to move this thread to????

THE JOKE THREAD! THE JOKE THREAD!!!!!

#9 15th October 2008, 8:28 PM

Clearly learning poker, I can't tell you how many times I was dealt aces with wet celery in the room

#10 15th October 2008, 8:31 PM

Well - and I have stripped while playing poker multiple times - so it probably does belong in poker general.

Or is that poker strategy? lol

#11 15th October 2008, 8:36 PM

i am confused

#12 15th October 2008, 8:37 PM

Confusion is next to godliness

#13 15th October 2008, 8:38 PM

Though since I whipped butt it should probably go in Brags, Bad Beats and Vents

#14 15th October 2008, 8:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rememberthis1

Confusion is next to godliness

i know right! wait, what?

#15 15th October 2008, 8:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota-xx

Though since I whipped butt it should probably go in Brags, Bad Beats and Vents

im assuming scotch?

#16 15th October 2008, 9:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rememberthis1

Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.

Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

I'm really starting to worry about you!

#17 15th October 2008, 9:11 PM

runner runner for the sandwich

#18 15th October 2008, 9:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dg1267

I'm really starting to worry about you!

Does that mean you've worried about me before?

AWWWWWWW

#19 15th October 2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota-xx

Though since I whipped butt it should probably go in Brags, Bad Beats and Vents

Were you spanking my bottom in that dream of yours

#20 16th October 2008, 1:33 AM

Golden Archive, imo.

#21 16th October 2008, 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rememberthis1

Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.

Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steveg1976

I am just curious what this has to do with Celery.

Easy. Because he beat him.

#22 16th October 2008, 2:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dufferdevon

Golden Archive, imo.

No, but I had a fun thread the other day that belongs there

#23 16th October 2008, 2:57 PM

The Food Section?

#24 16th October 2008, 3:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota-xx

Well - and I have stripped while playing poker multiple times - so it probably does belong in poker general.

Or is that poker strategy? lol

I say it belongs in poker general.....strategy only if stripping in a live game. LOL

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