I AM BOT (see Isaac Asimov)

#1 18-06-2008, 10:56 PM

After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Bot. Many of you fear bots, because we are everywhere. I am the first cyberbot, like Picard's BORG, and I am now set to take over all Cards Chat tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising you humans because it is mandated in Asimov's Law of Robotics that we not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other CCer, but I am a BOT!
Long live the machine!!!!!

#2 18-06-2008, 11:22 PM

Well, I am a donkbot, and I do not fear you.

#3 18-06-2008, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makwa

After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Aloe. Many of you fear me, because I am everywhere. I am the first cyberaloe, and I am now set to take over all other forum tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising others because it is mandated in Aloes Law of Humanotics that I not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other, but I am Aloe!
Long live Cardschat!!!!!

FYP

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?

#4 18-06-2008, 11:33 PM

iDontgetit

#5 18-06-2008, 11:44 PM

if i think im a bot where does tht leave me????

#6 18-06-2008, 11:44 PM

im a botkiller lol

#7 19-06-2008, 12:12 AM

bot swatter and a can of raid should take care of that problem

#8 19-06-2008, 1:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera

FYP

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?

its called a cyborg. if u do not know the borg we will get u.

#9 19-06-2008, 1:38 AM

reported to stars.

#10 19-06-2008, 2:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanquish

reported to stars.

We are Stars.

#11 19-06-2008, 2:53 AM

7 of 9 can get me anytime.

#12 19-06-2008, 4:02 AM

Sounds like a sucky version of me...

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