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  Poker - i am 55 years old,i still have a good shape,and my skin as silk?
 
  #1  
27-11-2007, 10:25 AM
moonsoon8888
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i am 55 years old,i still have a good shape,and my skin as silk?

i am 55years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i still have a good shape ,and my skin as smooth as silk.i just look like a
25years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

lol spam removed

but yesterday i wore this sexy swimwear to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
ms

Last edited by Dorkus Malorkus : 27-11-2007 at 1:28 PM. Reason: removed link
 

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  #2  
27-11-2007, 10:29 AM
philthy
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all I can say is...

LOL @ this thread.
  #3  
27-11-2007, 10:33 AM
wsorbust
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Try not wearing any swimwear. I assure you they will not laugh
  #4  
27-11-2007, 10:34 AM
combuboom
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lmao wtf

i think we should make this guy a mod
  #5  
27-11-2007, 10:50 AM
beanaddict
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Rediculous, so here is my out of no where reply...
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  #6  
27-11-2007, 11:15 AM
philthy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wsorbust
Try not wearing any swimwear. I assure you they will not laugh
im sure they'll still laugh if he is or isnt wearing swim wear....
  #7  
27-11-2007, 11:19 AM
wsorbust
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Hmm. I'd thought they'd be frightened.
  #8  
27-11-2007, 11:53 AM
Boltneck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moonsoon8888
i am 55years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i still have a good shape ,and my skin as smooth as silk.i just look like a
25years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

lol spam removed

but yesterday i wore this sexy swimwear to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
ms
I just can't understand why you are all taking the PI55 out of this post. It is a perfectly valid poker stategy discussion point, but I guess you folks just don't understand the finer points and intricacies of poker!

Boltneck

Last edited by Dorkus Malorkus : 27-11-2007 at 1:28 PM. Reason: removed link in quote
  #9  
27-11-2007, 1:29 PM
Dorkus Malorkus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moonsoon8888
but yesterday i wore this sexy swimwear to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
viagra obv

OP has been spamkilled but this thread is amusing enough to live on imo!
  #10  
27-11-2007, 3:15 PM
zachvac
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beanaddict
Rediculous, so here is my out of no where reply...
Where is this? I want gas for $1.09 a gallon
  #11  
27-11-2007, 4:13 PM
mizzo5678
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Wow, I'm in Miami for a week and this is what I've been missing out on! That will teach me to not sign in for a week I didn't even get to see the link!
  #12  
27-11-2007, 4:17 PM
bubbasbestbabe
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Obv. - don't go to the beach.
  #13  
27-11-2007, 7:27 PM
Monoxide
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moonsoon8888
i am 55years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i still have a good shape ,and my skin as smooth as silk.i just look like a
25years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

lol spam removed

but yesterday i wore this sexy swimwear to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
ms
I think you suck- spambot.
  #14  
27-11-2007, 7:37 PM
vanquish
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uhh...
  #15  
27-11-2007, 9:11 PM
Egon Towst
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Missed the link, missed the fun. Doh.
  #16  
27-11-2007, 9:12 PM
Dogday
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i am 28years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i have an enlarged prostate ,and my skin as cultured as yogurt.i just look like a
78years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
(DON'T CLICK IF KIDS AROUND)

but yesterday i wore this manhammock to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
dd
  #17  
27-11-2007, 9:30 PM
arahel_jazz
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogday

www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
(DON'T CLICK IF KIDS AROUND)

but yesterday i wore this manhammock to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
dd

AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!
  #18  
28-11-2007, 12:07 AM
Egon Towst
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogday
Nice knob, err, on the door that is.
  #19  
28-11-2007, 12:09 AM
wsorbust
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Quote:
www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg


omg. Ball cleavage!

The first link was nothing, but...THIS link should definitely be removed.
  #20  
28-11-2007, 1:10 AM
beanaddict
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zachvac
Where is this? I want gas for $1.09 a gallon
($1.09) Wishing gasoline was still this low. I can remember all the way back to $.70's per gallon. My grandpa said in the 1920's 30's they invented the first hydrogen car running off of hard water. They paid the inventor to leave US soil and never to return. Now look at where the economy is at. $97.00 for a barrell of crude oil. Greed....
  #21  
28-11-2007, 1:28 AM
Dogday
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beanaddict
($1.09) Wishing gasoline was still this low. I can remember all the way back to $.70's per gallon. My grandpa said in the 1920's 30's they invented the first hydrogen car running off of hard water. They paid the inventor to leave US soil and never to return. Now look at where the economy is at. $97.00 for a barrell of crude oil. Greed....
Yes, yes.. but the cost of mass producing that technology in the past was FAR more than that of oil and it's multitude of by-product usage. Now we get to wake up to not only is oil a VERY limited resource but a environmentally straining one as well.

Anyway this is deserving of another thread.. This one's about.... what'sitabout again?

Last edited by Dogday : 28-11-2007 at 1:30 AM. Reason: none'ya buisness
  #22  
28-11-2007, 3:40 AM
kcanuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogday
i am 28years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i have an enlarged prostate ,and my skin as cultured as yogurt.i just look like a
78years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
(DON'T CLICK IF KIDS AROUND)

but yesterday i wore this manhammock to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
dd
Always wash your undies in cold water
  #23  
28-11-2007, 4:18 AM
Zorba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dogday
i am 28years old,and maybe you don't believe me,i have an enlarged prostate ,and my skin as cultured as yogurt.i just look like a
78years old. i am proud of these
and i feel very confident.you can see below

www.joshuabrantley.com/work/stuff/speedo.jpg
(DON'T CLICK IF KIDS AROUND)

but yesterday i wore this manhammock to go to the beach,i found they laugh at me,oh.it made me lost my confidence,but
i don't know what was wrong?can you tell me the truth and give me some suggestion?
dd
I missed the first one but this had me in stiches Then I had a second look
This puts a twist on the term FREEBALLING.

Last edited by Zorba : 28-11-2007 at 4:25 AM.
  #24  
28-11-2007, 9:21 AM
KingNothing4
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haha guess i missed the original post, dont think it was n e thing and think it is funny he got banned haha, but eeks dogday! thats some scary $hit right there.
  #25  
28-11-2007, 9:31 AM
wsorbust
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Quote:
Always wash your undies in cold water
Is this true? Or is this only if they are colored and you don't want your package leaking out?
  #26  
28-11-2007, 12:07 PM
Boltneck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beanaddict
($1.09) Wishing gasoline was still this low.
You guys just don't know how lucky you are. Try a trip to England, and grimace as you pay £4.75 (a few cents short of $10) for a gallon of petrol. It won't then just be the rather tight undergarments featured on this thread that bring a tear to you eye!!!!
  #27  
29-11-2007, 12:41 AM
skoldpadda
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zachvac
Where is this? I want gas for $1.09 a gallon

that was my first reaction
  #28  
29-11-2007, 12:58 AM
reglardave
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very interesting and informative. Thanks to everyone for sharing.
  #29  
29-11-2007, 3:23 PM
ellisman7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skoldpadda
that was my first reaction
that was mine as well.
 




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