How to play drunk

On Sat. Nights, after losing 125 seat qualify for $109 coupons, drinking to suthe the pain of defeat.... this is how you defend the valuable bankroll.... play as many .11 cent bumblebee room super turbo's as yo... look at that just won .42 cents.... ur little heart desires.... it works I'm telling you... all in 83 offsuit, limp aces, have mother f'en fun... its what poker is supposed to be about.

Lost my beer.

So in conclusion, drink beer, buck bitches, fold aces, all in 42 off, and kiss my ass I had ace king. And it was suited... piss on pocket two's.


Who flushes to a two.
I'm going to sex up my wife.
Night bitches

I think the title of this should actually be how to post drunk?

Hit the nail on the head!

When having a few I find using my left hand for the mouse and closing one eye helps to steady my play.

lol, how long till he wakes up and remembers posting this?

NOW... oh my head hurts.. it was easy the browser was still open

man i'm at awe here i think...ya got spunk... or your still drunk.

Now THERE is a man who enjoys his poker!

Props to you sir.

Thank you, thank you... just like to update everyone... my head feels better

Now that is funny,

FYP


Y'all wanna know bout PWI, I KNOW bout PWI......

and post in an angry matter

Oh the irony, I always want to play when I'm drinking, yet I play my worst when drinking......

I've done both (drunk pokering and drunk posting) and neither are good. That said, some of my biggest wins have come when I've been on the beer. If you tilt when drunk say goodbye to your roll. The morning after a drunken posting rampage can be a bit but it's never as bad as you think!

This belongs in the Golden Archive imo

Now thats pretty durn funny!

Bwahaha but on the other hand I see people play like that all day - are they all drunk ?

How will we play tonight???

lol

On a side note, I find I play a lot more aggressive (a good thing) while drinking--not always the best decision making however (a bad thing)

With that in mind, I think a couple of beers while playing is okay, just stay away from the 12 pack to 30 pack range(not the best of plans). JMHO

Agree with all of this.

playing poker drunk is fun, especially when you start winning. helps some people loosen up their game

lol, best post ever

I only play the merge fun steps when I'm 'on the ale',
it's great fun.
Mind you, lately, I only play the fun steps when I'm sober as well.

What Bluff said made me think, I have lost more money playing poker drunk but i have also had my biggest wins when playing above "my level" when drunk, so maybe there is something to be said for it
On the other hand I have also poster when drunk and there is nothing good to be said about that

This is a classic on stay the hell off the Computer when you're drunk and that's it in a nutshell. time & place for everything. CH72

Thank you sir, I didn't even know fun steps existed

Actually, knowing how to play poker drunk is soooooooo easy. I know. I have done it a lot. It goes like this:

Drink, play poker, continue drinking, continue playing poker, repeat ad nauseum....


Easy.




Now, winning money at this, thats a different ballgame altogether.

think I do way better after a 6 pack of beer than stone cold sober, think cause the alcohol relaxes me, but playing drunk, crap I have lost too many bank rolls in one night after spending alot of time building them.

ive lost count how many 'flushes' i've made live when playing drunk only to turn over the opposite suit.

the wacky tobaccy makes me play better .. good hand .. bad hand .. doesnt matter because you cant read me ... I always have the same look and you cant see my eyes cuz dental floss would blindfold me, lol. Not saying its a good idea to play big money like this, but to have fun with a few hundred .. u cant beat it.

Ive played heaps of poker drunk, bourbons my choice. I dont think theres anything too wrong with it if you are playing for enjoyment, I mean, its enjoyable!
If you stick to your bankroll its not really going to be a problem but if you want to play drunk, concentrate and make good decisions, well thats a bit harder.

But its when you've had one too many that the damage is done. Alcohol changes our perception and we can beleive in ourselves a little too much. After losing 20 sng's and chasing losses that cause the problems.

And when you've had 10 too many.

I just wrote then deleted the worst event of drinking and poker..... I dont think I can share it. Sorry. I have to rely on the stories about the night I was told by my family as I have no recollection of the events.

Cliffs

Crawling around on floor like a dog chasing wifes young cousins.
Downloading pokerstars on uncles computer.
Showing older cousins how good I was at poker loaded up a bunch of $16-25 sng's for my whole roll.
Missed the toilet.
Got dragged home in the middle of the games then let off torrent of abuse.

Probably should hit delete, not Post quick reply.

Eenie meenie miney, moe

hahaha i didnt see that coming. <3

If your playing for the entertainent purposes sure drink away. If your a serious player who looking for every edge and looking to build a bankroll not lose it then can't even imagine you would drink and play.

There's your A-game, B-game, C-game, then there's your D minus-game (drunk game). Just don't let it turn into your F-game (I think we all know what that stands for.)

WP, OP.

I can't play drunk. Eyes are blurry, can't calculate odds, I order more drinks since they are free (if at the Casino) or pop open the fridge for a cold one. Yea better to just go watch some late night family guy.

I find drunk posting costs me way less $$$$ than drunk playing.