how do you not tilt when....

there is a huge donkey at your table who is LUCKBOXING you literally every single hand, and BERATING you in the chat? I mean this guy pulled some real garbage shit every hand. Got it all in with AA vs his 55, catches a set. flop 2 pair with AQ, he backdoors a 10 high flush. Get it all in with a straight and he backdoors a 6 high flush, all the while constantly berating me. I mean if we were live i would seriously beat his ass and went to jail. shit like this gets me steaming so bad, i just wanna find a donkey and beat the shit out of him!!!

leave the table and go to another one

he just went all in preflop for $100 dollars with 10/7 and the flop came 10/10/7 against my KK. in his eyes this makes me the donkey. lol

and theres more.... i flopped the nut straight, he flopped a set, we get it all in, spikes quads on the river

WORST advice EVER

Best advice Ever = Turn off chat. Play regular game.

yeah i never thought to turn my chat off, good advice. im easily tilted, prolly not a good thing. i still cant believe he spiked quads on the river. lol

patience.

and DON'T turn the chat off, I find it helpful.
just make sure never get involved in a trash-talking argument.
Just see what's going on, who's playing stupid, and who's playing seriously.

if you are easyly tilted, then you gotta work on that, but I really find it helpful to have the chat on.

Here's my advice. Obviously this isn't your lucky day and aon top of it, it is the donkey's lucky day. Best advice is to add this clown to your buddy list. Next, take the day off. Step away from the table to calm yourself down and come back when you are more relaxed. When you do sit down again, look ofr your new buddy and sit down at his table again. He can't stay that lucky and you can't stay that unlucky. Finding easy money like this fool is hard to come by, you just need to find him on a day where his cards aren't so hot.