Help with a good online poker name

I'm struggling to come up with a good online poker name. I know that a poker name has such a small impact on the game, but I'm fairly serious about poker and want to get it right. For those who believe that a poker name is completely irrevelant, think about it: if you met two people who were identical in every way except their names, your FIRST impression would be different. Let's say for example, Bob and Quisim(spelt correctly?)

I want the name to be intimidating in a sense; not something badass or scary because most players will see straight through that, and it cannot have the word shark or something like fisheater in it, because through my experiences, the majority of those players are amateurs at best. Remember though, that the name can sound intimidating, but not agressive, because that would give away something of my playing style; I want the name to be sort of ambivalent, so that I can play with lots of different styles without my name suggesting that I am this sort of player.

I'm thinking something that has a nerdish connotation associated with it, since the other players might get the feeling that I really know what I'm doing because I'm a nerd who has nothing better to do.

I'm not sure if I am on the right track with creating a name. For example, one player I read about had his online name called durr... He called it this as it might contribute to someone going to tilt.

Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated, as the best I have come up with is helix 8, which is not that great.

'kissmyace'

"FckMeGently"

ValueBluff

Perhaps a short interrogative phrase would be what you were looking for. Such as, DoIHaveIt, or, AreYouAhead. I can see that being both confusing to a villain as far as your style, and intimidating, making them think twice before making a decision.

i think i got the best one so far. my name on bodog and PS is 'matsyendra'
its the name of a yogic sage that means 'Lord of the Fish'

killivey

Ieatchips

Dietchips

Spiceychips

gonnaBust

grinnifwin

Fartoomuch

KickintheNutz

I find a variety of good names online in Pokerstars and Fulltilt. Some are downright humorous, but it appears you want something that will denote sincerity and serious poker play.

I would suggest the following for your perusal:

LosingMakesNoCents

Playing2Win

Ready4Anything

Fuel4Fire

TimesUpLetsPlay

Those are the best I can come up with and hope they help. Take care and best of luck in your pursuits and endeavors.

LGR

As I understand you looking a name that will put people in confusion about you and not something "smart" . so my idea is : Seregato3

It would be nice if all the players online would have some sort of recognizable name. Obviously, it's very difficult to come up with enough names to accomplish that. I can't help you with a name, but I think you are definitely on the right track.

MilkingU

20lbtest (fishing line reference)

LunkerCatcher (another fishing reference)

SmackDatAce

QuadKiller

URMyBank

4FlushedU

Just a few I came up with off top of my head

How about "shuffleupndeal"?

1. thepokergod
2. thepokerlegend

actually, it doesn't really matter about what name you have just make sure you have a good run on the tables and keep your bankroll rising.

DonkeyPuncher, FTW!!!!!

Maybe try incorporating a deliberate spelling mistake? That's what I plan on doing when I sign up to Stars in the summer , undecided on my name at the moment

reverse pyschology is what u need
if your style of play is tight then use a name like inoimbluffingdou

Another few ....

FOLD
RunnerRunner
Bluffmynuts
Shortwhack
YoulimpIsqueeze
Stackattack
Dealer
Dontneedouts
Donktamer

jizzedinmypants

Executioner

POTRIPPER2 (lol)
IcanCurCards

flaming_cuticles

chicken_scratch

1000waysto...lose

Fold, plz

whoisthisuglypersonnexttome?

myspacebarisbroken

Sitting out or sit out...ppl may raise ur bb light thinking ur sitting out.

Iamalucksack

pokerisrigged

Purrr

ontilt

bingbangblow

OMGbarackobama

OMGGordonBrown

Play2Cash... and then play to win ^_^.

Love it

Like that one too!

Too cocky.

Too close to my Bodog name DonkeyHunter86...

Last week, I sawr a film as I recall it twas a horror film, checked my phone and saw you rang and I jizzedinmypants

That would actually be pretty funny to see on Absolute, I guarantee if you put a bad beat on someone or called a bluff on the river they would report you lol. It would be awesome.

sally loves poker

I'm '3PairAllIn' on Poker Stars but I haven't deposited.

SETerUP

DeadliestCatch

1TuffCookie

Two of the funnies I've seen:

JimmyBluffet

BluffBlufGive

How about:

Shoverine

?

Actually that's stupid awesome!

I wish I had been more creative when I had initially signed up @ FT & PS. I wanted to use my nick = bazerk but it was taken so I just went with a deviation of my IRL name.

Anyhow...how about pocketprotector? I envision that to be quite nerdy (don't know it it's available though) & it's poker related.

I'm liking Kasanova King's DeadliestCatch also.

Gotdanutz.

Ummmm, Sean, I thought we were helping Pat?
I am sooo confused.lol

All three lol

Someone explained to me what a donkey punch was when I was 12. This is hilarious.

Holdemmynuts

I dont think we are helping much OP wanted something semi intimidating. If you want to sound smart just name yourself after a theorem.

Belugawhaleisnotafish

Nutaheadsexbehind

I dont know just throwing random stuff out there. Good luck.

I vote for "The OverAnalyzer".

Seriously. If I'm playing you, I don't care what your name is because my experience was it was a PITA to find something not already taken. If I think about your name at all, which I won't...yeah, I'll stop there because I won't. Your name is just a label I use to figure out if we've played before. Pick one and hit the felt.

Rf