Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF

PHILHELLMUTH: no action we see if u hit your hands son


PHILHELLMUTH: Im a folding machine


PHILHELLMUTH: then i stick U!!!


PHILHELLMUTH: this is such BS


PHILHELLMUTH: ****


PHILHELLMUTH: I let you dummys go off


PHILHELLMUTH: and play every hand like a moron


PHILHELLMUTH: and I'm losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


PHILHELLMUTH: sick



PHILHELLMUTH: fold folf fold


PHILHELLMUTH: I fold every button


PHILHELLMUTH: and every small blind


PHILHELLMUTH: and then U morons beat A-J


PHILHELLMUTH: or AK




^^ PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I love the poker brat...nice post

PHILHELLMUTH: makes me sick U have no patience, no game

Who in the heck is Hoss and turnthecaroff?
Funny chat anyway.

PHILHELLMUTH: BEST hand syndrome I have

HAHA. this cracked me up real good.

lol, that was worth a laugh. I despise those fold fold fold AA Woo Woo > all in
....
Fail to trips. Or a river straight. Ugh.

That was hilarious! He is such a whiner! I can't stand him, have absolutely no respect for him, his attitude is the worst.

That might have mad my day! That was really funny .

Phil is important for me.

He shows me how I NEVER want to be like

- if I turn that direction I'm sure Bianca will split my skull with something heavy (an ashtray, a baseball bat , an axe or sth.)

HOSS_TBF: phil you see what i check behind last hand when you make 666
PHILHELLMUTH: U such a moron I make those checks everyday
PHILHELLMUTH: tons of times
HOSS_TBF: but i do them while actually playing well

HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which 

HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well


HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets

HOSS_TBF: how many you would have


HILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth


ROFLMAO. This is hillarious. The things he says are so dumb sometimes. When he bitches about his pocket sevens losing to QJ. I especially like the anti bracelets comment.

Hoss is probably the best limit holdem player on the planet.
Thats why its even funnier...

I, like many people, used to suspect that Phil was playing a character on TV to get more face time. After reading Paul Phillip's blog for a while and watching the guy for years, I don't think there's any question that this is 100% authentic, genuine Phil.

Hey, at least it's entertaining to watch him lose...

HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets

HOSS_TBF: how many you would have





One of the funniest things I have ever read...

lmao very nice. that was a much needed laugh. Phil wines but so do most when it goes bad. I think he just goes off a little more than he should. Its funny as hell when someone shows him their bluff in the WSOP. His next few choice words not to be said on tv make my day

Exactly. I forgot that I should mention that.

UB should ban his chat imo

Mavis Beacon FTW.