Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF

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  #1
5th October 2009, 2:19 AM
Mase31683
 
Poker at: Mohegan Sun
Game: NLHE 6max/HU
Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF

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  #2
5th October 2009, 2:48 AM
soncheebs
 
Online Poker at: full tilt
Game: holdem, razz
PHILHELLMUTH: no action we see if u hit your hands son


PHILHELLMUTH: Im a folding machine


PHILHELLMUTH: then i stick U!!!


PHILHELLMUTH: this is such BS


PHILHELLMUTH: ****


PHILHELLMUTH: I let you dummys go off


PHILHELLMUTH: and play every hand like a moron


PHILHELLMUTH: and I'm losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


PHILHELLMUTH: sick



PHILHELLMUTH: fold folf fold


PHILHELLMUTH: I fold every button


PHILHELLMUTH: and every small blind


PHILHELLMUTH: and then U morons beat A-J


PHILHELLMUTH: or AK




^^ PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I love the poker brat...nice post

PHILHELLMUTH: makes me sick U have no patience, no game
  #3
5th October 2009, 3:00 AM
PooffyFooffy
 
Poker at: bodog
Game: Holdem
Who in the heck is Hoss and turnthecaroff?
Funny chat anyway.
  #4
5th October 2009, 4:53 AM
postflopper
 
Online Poker at: full tilt
Game: texas nl
PHILHELLMUTH: BEST hand syndrome I have

HAHA. this cracked me up real good.
  #5
5th October 2009, 5:43 AM
Ebaum
 
Poker at: Ultimate Bet
Game: Holdem
re: Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF poker

lol, that was worth a laugh. I despise those fold fold fold AA Woo Woo > all in
....
Fail to trips. Or a river straight. Ugh.
  #6
5th October 2009, 6:20 AM
StormRaven
 
Online Poker at: Pokerstars
Game: holdem
That was hilarious! He is such a whiner! I can't stand him, have absolutely no respect for him, his attitude is the worst.
  #7
5th October 2009, 8:06 PM
M33K3R
 
Poker at: FTP and PS
Game: NLHE and PLO
That might have mad my day! That was really funny .
  #8
5th October 2009, 8:35 PM
grafkarow
 
Online Poker at: FTUBPSCPBO
Game: any game
Phil is important for me.

He shows me how I NEVER want to be like

- if I turn that direction I'm sure Bianca will split my skull with something heavy (an ashtray, a baseball bat , an axe or sth.)
  #9
5th October 2009, 9:31 PM
Lonsdaleite
 
Poker at: Full Tilt
Game: Holdem
HOSS_TBF: phil you see what i check behind last hand when you make 666
PHILHELLMUTH: U such a moron I make those checks everyday
PHILHELLMUTH: tons of times
HOSS_TBF: but i do them while actually playing well

HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which 

HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well


HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets

HOSS_TBF: how many you would have


HILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth


ROFLMAO. This is hillarious. The things he says are so dumb sometimes. When he bitches about his pocket sevens losing to QJ. I especially like the anti bracelets comment.
  #10
5th October 2009, 9:34 PM
sindri_93
 
Game: NL
re: Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF poker

Quote:
Originally Posted by PooffyFooffy
Who in the heck is Hoss and turnthecaroff?
Funny chat anyway.
Hoss is probably the best limit holdem player on the planet.
Thats why its even funnier...
  #11
6th October 2009, 4:20 AM
Sysvr4
 
I, like many people, used to suspect that Phil was playing a character on TV to get more face time. After reading Paul Phillip's blog for a while and watching the guy for years, I don't think there's any question that this is 100% authentic, genuine Phil.

Hey, at least it's entertaining to watch him lose...
  #12
6th October 2009, 6:08 AM
lektrikguy
 
Online Poker at: Full Tilt
Game: HE/PLO/Razz
HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets

HOSS_TBF: how many you would have





One of the funniest things I have ever read...
  #13
6th October 2009, 7:36 AM
kbasch
 
Poker at: Full Tilt
Game: Hold'em
Quote:
Originally Posted by lektrikguy
HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets

HOSS_TBF: how many you would have





One of the funniest things I have ever read...

lmao very nice. that was a much needed laugh. Phil wines but so do most when it goes bad. I think he just goes off a little more than he should. Its funny as hell when someone shows him their bluff in the WSOP. His next few choice words not to be said on tv make my day
  #14
8th October 2009, 7:09 AM
Mase31683
 
Online Poker at: Mohegan Sun
Game: NLHE 6max/HU
Quote:
Originally Posted by sindri_93
Hoss is probably the best limit holdem player on the planet.
Thats why its even funnier...
Exactly. I forgot that I should mention that.
  #15
8th October 2009, 8:56 AM
Emperor IX
 
Poker at: Pokerstars
Game: Hold 'em
re: Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF poker

Ultimatebet should ban his chat imo
  #16
8th October 2009, 6:48 PM
MrSticker
 
Online Poker at: PokerStars
Game: Yes, I am
Mavis Beacon FTW.
 



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