Have you ever been suspended from chatting?

I was
LOL
I feel like a 2nd grader.

What did you do?

My wife sometimes tells me to shut up. Does that count ?

last time I told some guy that he "sucked out so well you must have very happy boyfriend"

I have probably been suspended 3-4 times. UB at least once, Doylesroom once and PS once.

Bad boy Beavis lol.

LOL...no, but back in my Black Jack days was banned twice from the same casino! Went in the 2nd time with a disguise and dang - caught me again! OOOppppppppps! LOL

Ha, so I'm not the only one. My wife just laughs at me most of the time, and she keeps calling me the 'Phil Hellmuth' of online poker.

I'll be yelling at the screen, calling someone a donkey and letting off a bunch of expletives... and she'll just ask why I typed "nh" in the chat box.

I was playing in a $1-2 table and i was doing OK
! guy calls my pre flop raise of $5 and when flop comes i see 10,5,3 rainbow i bet $10 he goes allin with $28 I call and he showed me 9J and I have KK
off course the following 2 cards come 8-Q he makes a straight and wins.
I started firing expletives at him left and right and he said he will report me and i never thought they would do anything about it but my chatting "privileges" were suspended.
Truth is I find it alot easier to play this way I am not distracted by typing.

I usually turn off chat when I'm playing. It's the equivalent of wearing those noise-cancelling headphones that Phil Ivey has while he's playing.

i got my chat revoked for 30 days at Tilt..called a guy a f--cking retard...he was calling every hand no matter how big the bet i get AA and he calls $30 all-in with 92os and hits a boat on the flop.

ive had it revoked at each site at least once or twice.

since i am not the only one i feel better now.
I had another "incident last night with an f-in moron if i could have said anything i am sure it would have been the worst of all time, since i am still suspend end i couldn't say anything to him.
I will get the hand history and post it later.

While i was trying to sleep after that bad beat i was tossing and turning and i am sure we all know the "best" ideas come to us at 2 AM.
So my hope is if there is any inventor out there if he/she can start working on a device that can be attached to a computer and whenever I play online and i get a donkey call me and suckout I can bitchslap him/her.
think of all the fun we can have even though we lost the pot we can still bitchslap and get something out of it.
I am sure eventually the porn industry will use the device for something completely different but hay that could be fun too.
now i am going off on a tangant so if there is anyone working on this thing let me know

I have been banned and rebanned

I still continue to poke sticks at the caged animals

life is better with a little drama!

ROFL

I will remember that one. Could come in handy

I have gotten chat bans at Absolute and Stars multiple times, which is strange since I really don't like to chat while I'm playing. Usually involves some jackass complaining about how my calling his all-in with a hand like J-9 is horrible (pot odds, be damned!). I let the player bitch like a tool for a minute or 2, then type in something innocuous like "I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you were saying, since I was too busy counting your chips, you dickbag."

I think I know what exactly is getting me in trouble lol

guess I'll throw some balance into this and just say may simple "no".

No for me too.