Hand names

#1 26-11-2005, 8:03 PM

There are several names for all sorts of hands. Let's see if we can compile a good list. Now I understand I'm going to put some down here that will make our overseas friends scratch their heads, so feel free to tell what a specific hand is called in your neck of the woods.
AA- Bullets and poket nuts
AK- Big Slick
KQ- The Anna Kornacova
KK- Cowboys
QQ- Ladies or Elton John and Boy George
10/2- The Doyle Brunson
J5- Motown
95- The Dolly Parton
8J off- The Dirty Bitch
A2- Little Slick or Wee Willy
AKQJ10- Broadway
Aces and Eights- Dead mans hand
25- The Lumpy Dumper (I named this at a home game)

510- The Woolworth
37- The 7.5 million $ hand or the Screw your neighbor
68- Short of satisifying
22- The Castrator
Tell us your favorite.

#2 26-11-2005, 8:48 PM

77- the drinkers hand

#3 26-11-2005, 8:58 PM

Q3 - The Gay Waiter ( Queen with a tray )

#4 27-11-2005, 1:20 AM

We need to come up with something comical yet tasteful for 69.

#5 27-11-2005, 2:08 AM

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"comical yet tasteful."

I think you hit the nail on the head!!!!

#6 27-11-2005, 2:23 AM

brianna c********I'm not touching that one! LOL

#7 27-11-2005, 2:50 AM

Yea that did work out quite well Jocks. Thanks. C'mon Shelynn you can think of something. Apparently I did and didn't even know it.LOL

#8 27-11-2005, 3:54 AM

brianna c-----You know my condition is "BRAIN FADE"! LOL

#9 27-11-2005, 5:45 PM

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Originally Posted by brianna c

We need to come up with something comical yet tasteful for 69.

69 is Big Lick.

#10 27-11-2005, 6:22 PM

JJ's Hooks
69 X-rated
44's Sailboats
33's Antlers
QQ's Bitches
88's Glasses
66's 6 Shy of calling Satan
K,10 The Bad side of town
A,J Kite hooked on a wire
Q,10 Bitch on the bad side of town
J,10 Hook a left into the bad side of town
Q,J Bitch looking to get hitched
A,10 Mansion on the bad side of town
K,J Cowboy looking to get hitched
10,10 Bad side of the town
99's On the outskirts


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