Had to Laugh - Tilted Rant

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Playing a little ring tonight when a lagtard joins us and the guy to my right starts in after losing a hand to him:

(I changed his nick, but the mistyping is all his)

tilted> thgias fucn ashdekl neve misses
tilted> i sserr he chats
tilted> all 3 of us sloped flush
tilted> i sawet he chatts
tilted> he never misses a fuahdn
tilted> keep an eey on him
tilted> he suck adn nver misses aahnd
tilted> iw nto pay wioht him anymore
tilted> he sucsk and nved miseds
tilted> p;laye very ahdn dealt tpo him
tilted> adn eh neve msies
tilted> will notplay with him anymore
tilted> he obv has soem type o fprgram or somehint
tilted> he cal em toeh hday
tilted> get this hand i ahd Aqxx
tilted> riae rpelfop
tilted> flop was Aq rag
tilted> i bet he raied i went all in he called
tilted> i was liek wtf?
tilted> no one woud cever callt ath fudahnd
tilted> no one woud even call it
tilted> he put me all in and hits runing 33
tilted> eawlly?
tilted> no way
tilted> he is a cheating fu c
tilted> and if anyion payw ith him they are fu dc
 
Ezekiel162

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Sure he was tilting? Seems like dude mighta been bent. Mix me one a those. Imagine the horror if you were to meet him sober and he actually talked like that... Let this be a lesson. Don't Drink and Dri... er... Play Poker... at least not when on tilt anyway... lol...
 
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spstevens

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Drunk and dyslexic is no way to play poker , but very entertaining to watch .
 
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Likely prayed to Dog at bedtime for better self control.
 
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would spammer be more appropriate?
 
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alainfrig

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wow im french and im better at english then him lol=P
 
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lol now that is some pretty funny stuff.
 
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were all his fingers broken? I understand a type here and there esp since he was mad and probably typing as fast as he could but jeez. not a single word was spelled correctly.
 
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