First hand.......sigh

Gotta love those 70FPP to hundred grand

PokerStars Game #10889366240: Tournament #55206488, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/07/11 - 18:34:07 (ET)
Table '55206488 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: webhanger (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: drywalljeff (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: SteamFitter6 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: UrackIcrack (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: BAMWAY (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: bigpa37 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: cville67lou (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: dimax70 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: metizi (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: alenchik (1500 in chips)
drywalljeff: posts small blind 10
SteamFitter6: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alenchik [9c 6d]
UrackIcrack: folds
BAMWAY: folds
bigpa37: calls 20
cville67lou: folds
dimax70: calls 20
metizi: calls 20
alenchik: folds
webhanger: folds
drywalljeff: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
SteamFitter6: folds
bigpa37: calls 1480 and is all-in
dimax70 is disconnected
dimax70 is connected
dimax70: folds
metizi: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 8d Qh]
*** TURN *** [8c 8d Qh] K♥
*** RIVER *** [8c 8d Qh Kh] J♦
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drywalljeff: shows [Tc Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
bigpa37: shows [Jc 9h] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
drywalljeff collected 3060 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3060 | Rake 0
Board [8c 8d Qh Kh Jd]
Seat 1: webhanger (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: drywalljeff (small blind) showed [Tc Ah] and won (3060) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: SteamFitter6 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: UrackIcrack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BAMWAY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bigpa37 showed [Jc 9h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 7: cville67lou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dimax70 folded before Flop
Seat 9: metizi folded before Flop
Seat 10: alenchik folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ok

sure do

Moron vs. Moron. Who will win in the long run?

The taller one will win.

Moron will win