***February Fever Poker Chat***

I get to do this because I'm Euro, ship some +karma look at how Jags January was!
Bring on Feb beeeeitches ! bring it oooooown, cause it's on like DONKEY KONG!

SHIPPIT first stack FTW !

Hero (SB): $26.25 (105 bb)
BB: $34.10 (136.4 bb)
UTG+1: $24.75 (99 bb)
MP1: $121.70 (486.8 bb)
MP2: $15 (60 bb)
MP3: $11.30 (45.2 bb)
CO: $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $49.20 (196.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K K
UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $4.45, BB folds, MP1 calls $2.95

Flop: ($9.15) J 4 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $5, Hero raises to $16, MP1 raises to $50, Hero calls $5.80 and is all-in

Turn: ($52.75) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($52.75) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $52.75 pot ($2.60 rake)
Hero showed K K (two pairs, Kings and Nines) and won $50.15 ($23.90 net)
MP1 mucked J A (two pairs, Jacks and Nines) and lost (-$26.25 net)

OMG i am such a bad euro, i writed Foetus instead of Fetus. So bad mods plz help us

no your a good euro actually, id think you were a fake euro if you spelt it correctly

A dutch fetus, no worries mods will save us all !!

Also MSN OWNED !
4:58:31 AM Koen: steal from the 50/0 guy imo
4:58:33 AM Zach: lol wtf?
4:58:37 AM Koen: snap it
4:58:38 AM Koen: come on
4:58:40 AM Zach: I'm setmining you
4:58:47 AM Zach: lol
4:58:52 AM Koen: u didnt hit
4:58:57 AM Zach: sigh
4:58:59 AM Koen: im snapping u off anyway
4:59:02 AM Zach: KK right?
4:59:04 AM Zach: folding 22
4:59:19 AM Zach: LOL
4:59:22 AM Zach: I actually had you beat
4:59:24 AM Zach: and had a flush draw
4:59:28 AM Zach: 66 with 6h

CO: $13.90 (55.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $61.15 (244.6 bb)
SB: $17.55 (70.2 bb)
BB: $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $136.35 (545.4 bb)
MP1: $16.15 (64.6 bb)
MP2: $24.75 (99 bb)
MP3: $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 4 5
5 folds, Hero raises to $1, SB folds, BB raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $3.50

Flop: ($14.10) 4 2 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB folds

Results: $14.10 pot ($0.70 rake)
Hero showed 4 5 (a pair of Fours) and won $13.40 ($6.40 net)

Guess who BB is

February still 42 min away for me, so I guess I can't officially be in on all the fun just yet.

I like zach at 25nl come on down more dude !
Pretty sick call for me and tanked quite a bit, but zachvac=spewtard so meh.

Table 'Arkab III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: stausholmm ($23.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Mickey_Saint ($36.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Ghostwriter0 ($23.45 in chips)
Seat 4: ICING ($44.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Tygran37 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: zachvac ($37.55 in chips)
Seat 7: Entiteit ($25 in chips)
Seat 8: tooouter ($12.70 in chips)
Seat 9: csh124819 ($26.35 in chips)
Tygran37: posts small blind $0.10
zachvac: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entiteit [7c 7s]
Entiteit: calls $0.25
tooouter: folds
csh124819: calls $0.25
stausholmm: folds
Mickey_Saint: folds
Ghostwriter0: folds
ICING: raises $0.50 to $0.75
Tygran37: folds
zachvac: raises $2 to $2.75
Entiteit: calls $2.50
csh124819: folds
ICING: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s Jc Td]
zachvac: checks
Entiteit: checks
*** TURN *** [3s Jc Td] A♥
zachvac: checks
Entiteit: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s Jc Td Ah] [Th]
zachvac: checks
Entiteit: bets $3.85
Entiteit said, "call it"
Entiteit said, "!"
zachvac said, "nah"
Entiteit said, "pff"
zachvac: raises $6.65 to $10.50
Entiteit said, "THAT IS NOT NICE"
Entiteit said, "im thinking of snapping it in your face with 77"
Entiteit: calls $6.65
Tygran37 said, "doo eet"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zachvac: shows [3h 4s] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
Entiteit: shows [7c 7s] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Entiteit collected $26.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.60 | Rake $1.35
Board [3s Jc Td Ah Th]
Seat 1: stausholmm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mickey_Saint folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ghostwriter0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ICING (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Tygran37 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: zachvac (big blind) showed [3h 4s] and lost with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 7: Entiteit showed [7c 7s] and won ($26.25) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 8: tooouter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: csh124819 folded before Flop

psh at least I can speak English. Foetus?

I will make sure I beat Enty to creating this thread in the future.

my vision is getting blurry and i think my fever is getting worse. gg superbowl plans

You can't, you're us, you're not allowed to create month chat threads when its not that month yet..

WTF !!!
My hands are quicker than my brain! Snap called that bad boy.

PokerStars Game #24483924231: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/31 23:38:49 ET
Table 'Brunsia III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Entiteit ($59.40 in chips)
Seat 3: bartis652 ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 4: zachvac ($51.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Randizle ($137.20 in chips)
Seat 6: ChanceChaser ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 7: cookey00 ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 8: OnTiltToday ($30.35 in chips)
Seat 9: SvgePenguin ($34.75 in chips)
OnTiltToday: posts small blind $0.10
SvgePenguin: posts big blind $0.25
Ace Daddy TX: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entiteit [Ac Kd]
Entiteit: raises $0.75 to $1
bartis652: folds
zachvac: raises $2 to $3
Randizle: folds
ChanceChaser: folds
SvgePenguin said, "OnTilt, you get pushed around because you're in more hands than my sister."
cookey00: folds
OnTiltToday: folds
SvgePenguin: folds
Entiteit: raises $5.50 to $8.50
zachvac: calls $5.50
*** FLOP *** [2c 9s 7h]
Entiteit: bets $11.55
SvgePenguin said, "This is so beautiful."
zachvac: raises $31.60 to $43.15 and is all-in
Entiteit: calls $31.60
*** TURN *** [2c 9s 7h] 4♦
*** RIVER *** [2c 9s 7h 4d] 9♦
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Entiteit: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Nines)
Entiteit said, "OMG"
zachvac: mucks hand
Entiteit said, "I WIN"
Entiteit said, "?"
SvgePenguin said, "LOL!"
Entiteit collected $100.65 from pot
zachvac said, "wow"
Entiteit said, "WTF"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $103.65 | Rake $3
Board [2c 9s 7h 4d 9d]
Seat 2: Entiteit showed [Ac Kd] and won ($100.65) with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: bartis652 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: zachvac mucked [Js Ts]
Seat 5: Randizle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ChanceChaser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cookey00 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OnTiltToday (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: SvgePenguin (big blind) folded before Flop

lol wtf, i think a mod should change the title simply cause this isn't exactly going to attract newcomers who want to read about our fetus fetishes

inspired by vanq, i think "february fever poker chat" would be a better title

seriously, this one is dum, no offense enty

Whatever, I don't care .
I don't read past ***February anyway.

I soulread 200nl people

PokerStars Game #24484033468: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/31 23:43:41 ET
Table 'Brunsia III' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Ace Daddy TX ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Entiteit ($108.05 in chips)
Seat 3: FrankWaises ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: zachvac ($27.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Randizle ($138.15 in chips)
Seat 6: ChanceChaser ($6.35 in chips)
Seat 7: cookey00 ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 8: OnTiltToday ($27 in chips)
Seat 9: SvgePenguin ($34.40 in chips)
zachvac: posts small blind $0.10
Randizle: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entiteit [8d 8h]
zachvac said, "I'm a station"
ChanceChaser: folds
cookey00: folds
zachvac said, "you can't bluff a calling station"
OnTiltToday: folds
SvgePenguin: folds
Ace Daddy TX: calls $0.25
SvgePenguin said, "From the smell I thought you were a gas station."
OnTiltToday said, "it's a miniture chinchila"
Entiteit said, "thats what zachs 200k hands experience at 200nl has thaught him"
Entiteit: raises $0.95 to $1.20
FrankWaises: folds
zachvac: raises $3.05 to $4.25
Randizle: folds
Ace Daddy TX: folds
Entiteit: calls $3.05
*** FLOP *** [3d Tc Ts]
zachvac: checks
Entiteit: bets $6.40
zachvac: raises $17.15 to $23.55 and is all-in
Entiteit said, "****"
Entiteit said, "i totally dont believe u"
Entiteit said, "but i cant bring myself to call with 88"
Entiteit said, "cause i just feel ur setting me up with JJ-AA"
Entiteit said, "i think i have to give u this one"
Entiteit: folds
Uncalled bet ($17.15) returned to zachvac
zachvac collected $20.75 from pot
zachvac: shows [Qd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Entiteit said, "there we go"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.80 | Rake $1.05
Board [3d Tc Ts]
Seat 1: Ace Daddy TX folded before Flop
Seat 2: Entiteit folded on the Flop
Seat 3: FrankWaises (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: zachvac (small blind) collected ($20.75)
Seat 5: Randizle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ChanceChaser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cookey00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OnTiltToday folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SvgePenguin folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Fetus pr0n?

Oh sure, Enty gets all the breaks against that Zachvac character.

SP got KAPOWNED

That was a weird session tho. Played 3 hours on 3 tables most of the time. Zachvac dumped like 3 or maybe even 4 buy ins to me. and yet im barely up 1+. I guess I got coolered on the 2 other tables...

Only thing I remember is a 66 < KK AIPF tho.
Oh well, +39 is not a bad start for the new month.

For those of you who don't know yet. I'm going to grind PS exclusively. Bad euro sites+rb just isn't enough. Rather have a constant supply of games and good software tbh.

So I'm shipping my combined roll into PS, grinding 25nl ALL month. And really try to study more. It's really hard for me to put some actualy learning into my game but I have to.

So GL to me and gn, 7 am is a swell hour to go to bed.

I'm looking to getting back to owning micro-limits this month. January was a bit meh for poker, but +EV for everything else.

my prop bet thread!!!: My February 200NL adventure (prop bet) post and wish me luck or tell me you want me to lose or something

<3

lol Ironman is a joke. I just got 200 points in 500 100nl hands. Plan is to get iron, clear bonus/make rake race for UB, and get at least 25k vpps on Stars. Iron is like half an hour/day for 25 of the days, Stars is gonna be ~2 hours/day, and I'm not sure for UB.

Someone please change the thread title, no offense, but it's ridiculously retarded.

FEDERER VS NADAL GOGOGOGO!!!

UB is so tough.

Stage #1236875851: Holdem No Limit $1 - 2009-02-01 03:20:21 (ET)
Table: CICERO (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 8 - _YAN_ ($192.08 in chips)
Seat 9 - COULDBEWRONG ($202.48 in chips)
Seat 1 - DANGEROUSPLy ($220.15 in chips)
Seat 2 - ZIPTRIPPER ($105.08 in chips)
Seat 4 - DANNY5250 ($79.25 in chips)
Seat 5 - ZACHAV89 ($126.45 in chips)
Seat 6 - UNCLEGAMBS ($100 in chips)
Seat 7 - POKERLIM ($108 in chips)
COULDBEWRONG - Posts small blind $0.50
DANGEROUSPLy - Posts big blind $1
UNCLEGAMBS - Posts $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ZACHAV89 [Jh Jd]
ZIPTRIPPER - Calls $1
DANNY5250 - Folds
ZACHAV89 - Raises $6 to $6
UNCLEGAMBS - Folds
POKERLIM - Folds
_YAN_ - Folds
COULDBEWRONG - Calls $5.50
DANGEROUSPLy - Folds
ZIPTRIPPER - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [5c 10h Js]
COULDBEWRONG - Bets $1
ZIPTRIPPER - Calls $1
ZACHAV89 - Raises $8 to $8
COULDBEWRONG - Calls $7
ZIPTRIPPER - Calls $7
*** TURN *** [5c 10h Js] 7♣
COULDBEWRONG - Checks
ZIPTRIPPER - Checks
ZACHAV89 - Bets $38
COULDBEWRONG - Calls $38
ZIPTRIPPER - Folds
*** RIVER *** [5c 10h Js 7c] 3♣
COULDBEWRONG - All-In $150.48
ZACHAV89 - All-In $74.45
COULDBEWRONG - returned ($76.03) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
COULDBEWRONG - Shows [As Qs] (ace high)
ZACHAV89 - Shows [Jh Jd] (Three of a kind, jacks)
ZACHAV89 Collects $265.40 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($268.90) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [5c 10h Js 7c 3c]
Seat 1: DANGEROUSPLy (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ZIPTRIPPER Folded on the TURN
Seat 4: DANNY5250 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: ZACHAV89 won Total ($265.40) All-In HI$265.40) with Three of a kind, jacks [Jh Jd - B:Js,P:Jh,P:Jd,B:10h,B:7c]
Seat 6: UNCLEGAMBS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: POKERLIM Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: _YAN_ (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: COULDBEWRONG (small blind) HI:lost with ace high [As Qs - P:As,P:Qs,B:Js,B:10h,B:7c]

Im sure Enty meant, 'February's Feet Fetish Poker Chat'

BTW, good f'kin riddance to January..... Hello February!

Agreed and done

My first mostly seriour foray into ring games last months means I got a lot of learning to do. And I liked February fetishes cause we all got em folks.

All I did was comply with tenbob wishes in one of the last pages of jan chat who clearly said: 'Feb chat better have the word fetish in it.'

Now I'm getting all kind of hate for it

Fetish is cool.... Fetus Fetish is uncool

Bella join in this imo


**Official Micro Stakes Madness 5NL,10NL,25NL Focus Group**

I loved the fetish part of it...don't let the man get you down.

Or the female mod for that matter

Shes off busy getting nekkid...we could probably bribe another mod.

ah my first feb chat post, GL everybody for Feb !

i concur

I got another ticket...its getting addicting.
ticket.JPG (http://www.cardschat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=16985&d=1233494377)

February already? Dammit, time goes by so quickly. Blink twice and you're an old rabbit.

Tomorrow will be my first official day of being a full-time poker player. Yipeehhh!
To celebrate, methinks I'm gonna start the day by recording a video. We needz us sum bunny carnage. I'll probably lose a crapload and end up smashing something, it's gonna be the shiznit.

Giddy with anticipation !