favorite poker phrases

#1 28th February 2006, 7:56 AM

Hey all... what are your favorite poker slogans, phrases, sayings, one-liners, etc.???

thx

#2 28th February 2006, 8:00 AM

you got to know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em is an obvious first

lyle berman has a good one on chasing the low end of straight draws in OH ( just read it again in his PLOH section of SS2 ):
there was once a man who lost four of his farms; 3 of them because he didn't hit his draw and 1 because he did

dear god im a poker nerd

#3 28th February 2006, 8:03 AM

The poker phrase I use the most is probably "wtf"

#4 28th February 2006, 12:10 PM

pass the sugah

#5 28th February 2006, 12:54 PM

"Burn n Turn" or "I can't believe you called with that"

#6 28th February 2006, 1:23 PM

My favorite(can't you tell lately)

You're a Donkey(Donkey Butt etc.......)Or I Donked it away!

#7 28th February 2006, 1:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerKat

"I can't believe you called with that"

Neither can I

#8 28th February 2006, 2:51 PM

My favorite lately has been "See Ya!!"

#9 28th February 2006, 3:58 PM

"They were suited"

#10 28th February 2006, 4:37 PM

T1 took my favorite, so

"chip and a chair"

or my sig.

#11 28th February 2006, 6:02 PM

Along with "wtf"

It's "You went all-in with that!!" or "I don't believe it, he's hit it on the river

"

IanT

#12 28th February 2006, 6:18 PM

Some favorites of mine--
'nice chase,you deserve it'
'wtf'
'they were suited'

#13 28th February 2006, 10:06 PM

"You think THAT was a bad beat, yesterday on......blah blah blah. Now that is a bad beat, He caught his A to trip up on the river, when I flopped two pair, 7s and 2s."

Or any variation of the theme.

#14 1st March 2006, 4:25 AM

"You cant even spell poker"

#15 1st March 2006, 12:47 PM

As Canada Bill Jones would say "Suckers have no buisness with money, anyway."

#16 1st March 2006, 2:57 PM

"Weak is strong and strong is weak"
"You had no business playing that hand"
"You lucky son of a bitch"

#17 2nd March 2006, 1:54 AM

why did you call the pre flop raise when you wouldnt make a pre flop raise but you won!!!

#18 2nd March 2006, 2:42 AM

" Welcome to Da jungle Baby " or ... "It's no limit baby" Scottie Nguyen
"The kiddie table is down the street " Mike Matusow.
Oh yea and .. "I wish I had done that." Scot Fishman

#19 3rd March 2006, 4:28 PM

best compliment i ever got is "I have notes on you, you've cost me a lot of chips"

#20 3rd March 2006, 4:32 PM

read em and weep

#21 3rd March 2006, 7:20 PM

My favourite has got to be "You've gotta be in it to win it"... mainly because it's one of those phrases that marks a fish... so you either use it yourself to make others think you're an easy mark, or use it to identify those that don't know half the strategy of poker....

#22 3rd March 2006, 8:17 PM

"i want my mommy"....lol....seriously i think its "thats BS!!! only on ______ ( enter any site name) does that BS happen EVERY TIME!!"

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