Fake poker hands

I'm looking for poker hands that DO NOT exist for a special rules game of poker. If they did exist, where in the ranking would it be (probability wise)?

-Random wild card
-aces high or low

EX: Solitaire straight- A straight of alternating colors. above straight/ under flush.

Wrap around straight- A straight that continues from ace to king (Q,K,A,2,3).
Below straight/ Above three of a kind

Five of a kind- four of a kind + wild card. Above straight flush/ below royal flush

Special poker hand ranking:
Royal Flush
Five of a kind
Straight Flush
Four of a kind
Full house
Flush
Solitaire straight
Straight
Wrap around straight
three of a kind
two pairs
pair
high card

Any suggestions?

How do you rate hands that do not exist?

the same way the existing hands are rated

Jack Offs - Any unsuited Jack = instant win

yea... no

5 of a kind is a fairly difficult hand to make.

thats why it's near the top of the rank

What about 3 pair? I have seen a few people try an play that one in live Holdem games.

You obv don't play enough poker, I see it at LEAST 2x a week.

Leapfrog straight? ie 2 4 6 8 T, or 3 5 7 9 J.. etc..

Eff if I know.

I would rank it higher than a Royal Flush.

A Royal Flush is at least achievable.

so is 5 of a kind

What about an invisible pair? This is where you declare your pair without having to show the cards?

It's 5 card poker

How are you playing 5 cards of the same rank when a deck of cards only contains 4?

Look if you are playing 5 of a kind.. I'm playing my 3 pair!

Wild card's stu

If it's the same way then why did you entitle this tread "Fake hands"

LOL Oh I see.

Well what about 77 reverses direction on the flop and 99 skips a player?????

UNO!!!!

Technically 3 pair should be playable too :P

If you have 2 pair, and the board pairs a card that wasn't in your original 2 pair, it should count as a third pair.

This is exactly what the guy said in a live game.

He forced me to call the floor for a ruling.

Well 3 prs should be playable......lost many a hand because the board paired on the river......

Not sure about the other ones, but 5 of a kind in a game with wild cards is the top hand.

how about a suited house. 3 of one suite 2 of another. Seems fairly easy to get so rank maybe right below a flush.