Evidence For and Against Zombies

I like that people on this site keep an open mind, so I'd like to examine this without any prejudice or anything and just look at the facts. There are all sorts of people who will lose small objects, and the facts seem to point towards the zombies. Also, no one has any proof that there are no zombies. Could we have a rational discussion of whether or not there are zombies? I don't think the world is rigged but maybe our creator's rng is messed up and some people are accidentally born zombies? I couldn't find my shoes this morning and then I found them in the basement, but I haven't been in the basement in a while, so I'm pretty sure it was zombies. Interesting to hear a factual discussion on this, anyone with proof for or against?

And in case you're wondering, I'm definitely NOT making fun of this post: http://www.cardschat.com/f46/evidenc...rstars-112919/

I really want to know whether there are zombies.

You sure you didn't get drunk, fall downstairs and take off yr shoes? Personally I don't believe in to aliens/zombies/monsters or w/e but you are right there is no proof for or against it, so I'm not sure.

What? There is plenty of proof for zombies, and our creator has the incentive through increased life rake without having to pay for a heart.

I'm not sure if I believe in it or not though, I mean maybe they are just people with just different "features"

I saw a zombie in a movie once, so obviously they exist...How else would they get the zombie into the movie?

lol, Zombie movies are kind of cool

Zach, shouldn't you be in bed? Or are you afraid of the Zombies now?

God, not ANOTHER zombie-thread. These pop up once every 10 days or so.

We've been over this before, but just briefly:

Zombies don't exist. But guess what, when you make a "do zombies exist"-thread, who's going to post in it? That's right - people who think they've seen zombies! So all of a sudden you have a thread with 20 people who claim to have seen zombies, who then feed on each others' stories as if it were true.

I lose my shoes pretty often. In fact, I think I've lost my shoes about 150k times in the past year, or so. They've shown up in the basement 3% of the time, which is exactly how often they should show up in the basement. You just have a problem with sample size.

I'm not sure if I want to take this seriously or just laugh

Hilarious thread, Zach. +rep.

My mother-in-law looks like the zombie in the Michael Jackson video whose arm fell off.
Her duaghter's not that much of an improvement come to think of it.

I'm pretty sure there are zombies in Hawaii. We all walk around barefoot cause we lost our shoes.

OMG! WTF?!?!?!?!?! The evidence is overwelming.
zombies are every where just see what happens if u type "zombies" on google,like a billion hits..where all gonna die! zombies - Google leit

Doesn't that actually support the fact that when you lose you shoes, 3% of the time it's because of zombies?

Obviously if god wants to rig the world with zombies, he wouldn't be making it totally obvious by posting zombies at every street corner. But just having 3% of zombies including the one hiding in zach's basement would give Him a pretty nice extra edge in the long run.

I can back up Seanyj's account of seeing a zombie, I am pretty sure I saw the same zombie in the movie, or maybe a different one which would be more proof. I believe!

Zombies are real, and simply Gods way of showing us the importance of the .308 cartridge.

I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at trader vics....does that count?

It's just this kind of closed-mindedness that allows zombies to thrive. Well, you can sit around crunching numbers, and postulating the undead's very existence, while people like me are out there every day with shotguns DOING SOMETHING about the problem.

Evidence for Zombies:
1) I went to Six Flaggs three times last year (once in early June, and twice in late October) and 2/3 of the time I encountered zombie after zombie.

2) Zombies love to eat brains and there are 6 billion human brains out there to eat. People are just too greedy not to not be zombies and cash in on all those brains.

3) There is no good regulatory force to monitor for zombies. Police and military are paid by tax dollars collected by the government, the very people who are trying to cover up the existence of zombies!

4) When I wake up in the morning my bed sheets are covered in urine so a zombie must be peeing on my crotch at night.

Just look at Shaun of The Dead - loads of zombies in that film, they cant all of been actors in make up

Why shoot them, just strap a rickshaw on their back and dangle a cows brain in front of them and you could go travel cross country with it pulling you all the way.
They never tire, eat or sleep......think of all the free labour you could get from them.
Teach them NLHE, send them to vegas and they would clean up on the tables, they have the perfect poker face.

Read this face

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Was he talking to Lon Chaney?

I'm pretty sure that's what I look like when I'm holding A's.

I don't believe zombies exist. Now graboids, shriekers, and assblasters, Oh yeah. And we all know vampires exist.

Blatantly vain posting of me from Shaun of the Dead...

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Be prepared:

Don't know how valid the 'evidence' is, but I've closely watched many co-workers at places of previous employment. If they walked like one, talked like one, acted like one and looked like one - then they MUST BE ...

I noticed this became even MORE apparent in the company I owned before I retired, and the condition seemed most prevalent during working hours.

Once when I was in high school my parents were gone so I invited my girlfriend of the time to hang out. She looked pretty damn good when she got there, and she ended up staying the night. Ill never forget the next morning I woke up and looked at her and I couldn't tell if she was a zombie or if her makeup was smeared. Either way that was too much of a risk for me, so I broke up with her that morning and she tried to bite me. I've believed ever since...

Once when I was in high school my parents were gone so I invited my girlfriend of the time to hang out. She looked pretty damn good when she got there, and she ended up staying the night. Ill never forget the next morning I woke up and looked at her and I couldn't tell if she was a zombie or if her makeup was smeared. Either way that was too much of a risk for me, so I broke up with her that morning and she tried to bite me. I've believed ever since...

I'm going to show my age, but the only Zombies I know are the band with Rod Argent. Tell Her no,no,no,no,no,no,...no no no. They also did She's Not There. Good Tunes so see there are Zombies.

I know for a fact that there are NO zombies in the United States because the US sends there AZG (anti-zombie generator) to a 3rd party poker for testing. Since it's certified I feel confident living here. I wouldn't want to press my luck living in some of the smaller counties because you never know if their devious owners might be unleashing zombies on their citizenry.

Quit playing zombie video games, get some sleep and play poker to calm your nerves. There are no such creature accept in the movies. Of course my kids sometimes act like zombies cant get a word out of at times then turn into banshees cant stop talking.

Zombies do exist.....
Just look in the customer service dept. of Best Buy or Wal-Mart.
Or any DMV office. Especially in Jersey.