Donkeys Must Have Heat Stroke

Its summer in the USA and I think the donkeys must have been out in the sun to long. No less then 5 times from last night to today have the donkeys cryed cause they did not suck out.

Example one: Donkey one goes all-in and he has 20 times the BB and I have him covered with 40bb. My read is simple-he's pushing light-so I call with AKs(this is the reload freeroll on stars-donkey heaven) and he turns over 95o. Flop comes 9xx turn x river A. I win. He then proceeds from the chat to call Pokerstars-jokerstars and complains that I'm a suck out and how his hands can never hold. I tell him he was so far ahead pre-flop. After his five minute rant he leaves.

About 20 minutes later donkey two raise 3x and has one caller. Flop is AQ5. Donkey two pushes all-in and is called. He turns over JJ and his opp flips over 55 for trips. After the turn and river blanks our donkey friend proceeds to go on a 10 minute rant about how he can't hit trips on the turn and river. I piss myself laughing.

It then continues for the rest of the night and today with 3 more donkeys going off how then can't seen to suck out anymore.

Just thought it strange this happening so many times together.

Well some of them are just so used to sucking out that when it doesn't happen, something MUST be wrong.