Don't you hate it when this happens?

Has this ever happened to you? It did to me. You're playing in a on-line tournament and you are doing well. There are 48 player left and the Top 20 get paid. All of a sudden, it hits you. Diarrhea! A tournametn break is 20 minutes away and that's only 5 minutes. That is not enough time. You've come so far and have a good chance to take this tournament. What do you do?

Call my wife and have her pick me up some extra chips. She deosn't play that often but she does better in our home game than I do.

This is umm...a pretty gross question...

If you have to make a bathroom break during a tournament, sit out and get your business done... If the blinds hit you, so what?

^^^^^^^^ DAMN RIGHT IT IS ^^^^^^^^

Get a bucket.

Or a laptop.

>_>

Doesn't everybody wear diapers when they play? Why not get a bedside crapper that has a seat ontop of a bucket and just keep playing? Of course if the bucket fills up you would be in ummmm deep *cough*.. Lastly I suppose you just have to decide if it best to just go ahead and shit yourself......

This all really comes down to a cost/ benefit analysis. As Dman says, an option is to soil yourself. However if you are wearing an expensive pair of calvin klein boxers and there is the risk of seepage through to your pricey pair of hugo boss jeans and the prize money is sub $50, then I wouldn't recommend this option. Also, you can't really put a price on dignity.

I personally wouldn't have eaten the vindaloo in the first place.

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i think if you are doing well then (GULP), let go of the trny for a few moments and let nature take its course. EWWW i meant let other players get KO'ed and up your ranking while your on the john...what did you think i meant??

Okay, this thread is creating some really bad images in my mind. If you have to result to diapers and portable potty chairs, you should probably invest in a laptop with wireless internet. That's what I keep telling xdmanx007, but he INSISTS that diapers are the way to go.

???? And this helps how? But really, t1riel--the images this has put in my mind are going to haunt me for days.... I mean, I know this is a tight-knit community, but really...this was something I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing.....