Diary of a crap poker player

#1 27th October 2007, 4:08 PM

Thought this might give you guys a laugh.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

You might have to disable the pop-ups so I hope you think it's worth it.

Hope you enjoy it

#2 27th October 2007, 4:42 PM

Is that you? Day 3 is hilarious.

#3 27th October 2007, 5:05 PM

Glad you like it. Day 4 will be posted in a few hours.

#4 28th October 2007, 4:42 AM

Thaks for the nice comment. Day's 4 and 5 are now posted.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Hope you like them.

#5 28th October 2007, 6:27 AM

very funny stuff bud, congrats on your big cash result!

#6 28th October 2007, 1:14 PM

Money at last!! No telling what you can turn that into. Guess we will see lol.....

#7 28th October 2007, 3:13 PM

Thanks guys. Glad you like it....Day 6 will be posted later today.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

3 more freerolls !!!!

#8 28th October 2007, 4:29 PM

lol hahah very funny 4 real

#9 29th October 2007, 4:53 AM

Day Six now posted. Glad you all find it funny.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

More to come tomorrow

XXX

#10 29th October 2007, 6:48 AM

I LOLed

#11 29th October 2007, 6:59 AM

id play high stakes connect 4

#12 29th October 2007, 7:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monoxide

id play high stakes connect 4

Low-stakes Jenga is a regular side game at one of the poker nights I deal, reckon that could catch on too?

#13 30th October 2007, 5:24 PM

Day Seven now posted:

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Hope you enjoy it.

Happy Halloween

Lots of blood and kisses

Snowmanstein

XXX

#14 31st October 2007, 9:36 PM

Day 8 now poted....The Halloween issue.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Hope you enjoy it. Let me know what you think in this thread.

Thanks boys and girls.

Happy Halloween !!

Snowmanstein.

#15 31st October 2007, 11:02 PM

ur hilarious

2 thumbs up

luv when u talk about ur wife and mother-in-law and ur cat

#16 31st October 2007, 11:54 PM

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

#17 1st November 2007, 12:49 AM

Excellent story.......I'm hooked and want to read on.
Maybe you should use a pic of your monster-in-law with the new doo as your online avatar? Perhaps that would help to scare off some of the suck-out gremlins you're running into. That is, of course, as long as you can block your own image so as not to make yourself ill while playing.
In any case, good luck with your quest.

#18 1st November 2007, 1:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonfelkin

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

You didn't read the part about the 0.01/0.02 tables?

#19 1st November 2007, 1:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonfelkin

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

Read day 8 again. He explains why the bankroll is daying $0 again.

With that explanation behind. OMG too funny. You've gotta keep this going man. Love it. Went into a coughing fit from laughing so hard during day 4. Think it took me 5 minutes just to read that day cause I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering and I was losing focus on the monitor. After the brief looking into your insanity all I can say for myself is..... I'm staying a bachelor for as long as I can!!!

#20 1st November 2007, 1:55 AM

Sorry you couldn't resist the temptation of the .01c/.02c table, snow... it is one we have all dealt with.

Wonderful read, looking forward to more.

#21 1st November 2007, 2:32 AM

Thanks for all your comments, it's a nice incentive for me to keep going. I'm glad you all like it. I'm writing up Day Nine as we speak so it should be posted in a few hours.

Speak soon.

Snowman

XXX

#22 1st November 2007, 5:18 AM

Hi everyone.

Day Nine posted.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Use the thread to let me know your comments.

Thanks all.

Snowman

XXX

#23 2nd November 2007, 7:52 PM

Day Ten now posted

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Let me know what you think in this thread. I appreciate your comments.

Snowman

XXX

#24 2nd November 2007, 8:41 PM

lol day 9 was fukin hilarious

#25 2nd November 2007, 9:16 PM

hey snowman - nice read - i enjoyed the dry english wit. Where in england by the way?

Keep up the good work!

#26 2nd November 2007, 9:19 PM

I am glad some others have started reading them - you are quite funny. I took the pleasure of being the first to sign your guest book.

#27 2nd November 2007, 11:17 PM

on a side thought, I really should start my blog again... I get motivated for like 3 days then the laziness kicks in again.

#28 2nd November 2007, 11:27 PM

Question about day 8: You give out money instead of candy on halloween? i wish i lived in your neighborhood as a kid.

#29 4th November 2007, 12:16 AM

Hi everyone..

Day Eleven now posted:

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Thanks for all your nice comments; keep them coming! It gives me the boost to carry on, I'm delighted you all like it so much.

Hope you enjoy todays offering.

Snowman

XXX

#30 4th November 2007, 12:45 AM

looking forward to day 12!

#31 4th November 2007, 1:09 AM

The Snowman Is A Legend! We Must All Apspire To Be Like Him!

#32 5th November 2007, 2:16 AM

Day Twelve will be posted shortly but I've got a massive hangover so please bear with me. Thanks everyone.

Snowman

XXX

#33 5th November 2007, 4:14 PM

Hi everyone,

Day Twelve now posted.

http://www.snowman1964.tripod.com/

Hope you enjoy it. Keep the comments coming. it keeps me going !!

Snowman

XXX

#34 5th November 2007, 11:02 PM

Brilliant Snowman, laughed real hard - I can relate to your insanity. I've bookmarked it for daily reference. Keep it coming....

#35 1st March 2008, 7:05 PM

Day Thirteen posted....just

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

Hope you like it. Any chance of rating the thread...those little pokerstars look so cute.

Thanks everyone.

Snowman

XXX

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