Comments that really get under your skin

there arent any real good players online? what, as in ability, or manners?
care to explain. and you're telling 'your' truth, not THE truth.

Mate, you're gonna go down well on here..

How to make friends and influence colleagues hey...

I've heard the most inane comments made during freerolls, usually after a donk (who somehow has a bigger stack than me) with a double-belly-buster follows me to the river on an all-in and hits it.

Yet fresh as a daisy. But how DO they find it?

Yeah, I got one - the 'nh' kudo to the idiot who raises on a draw and then rivers me good.

Here's another one, just the other day....

Preflop raise, no problem folding my 10-4 os. Flop something like Q-9-4. Then another 4, then another 4.

Me: grrrrr...folded 10-4
Moron: surprised you didn't call
Me: have i exemplified a donk in my short time here?
Moron: not yet lol

(okay that one was just funny)

WOW...... I did this exact same thing this morning. BUT I DID HAVE TO GO. Called a push with a 54o expecting to loose, and hit the straight against his two pair (he had AKo). On the river no less. The whole table was pissed off at me.

The thing is, and I told the table, "something came up. Actually, my lady brought it up." I'm sorry, I gotta life. I did return to the table and cashed though.

As far as battling poor loosers, I just ask them..... "Since you aren't doing anything now. Would you mind helping me stack these chips?"


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All this chat about 'comments' intrests me! 'Cuz come to think about it, I generally see coments at the tournaments--MTTs-STTS and SnGs--but i hardly ever see coments at the cash ring games, at least not at Ultimatebet. But UB has been the only site I've played ring games at latley. I wonder why that is? Not seing the coments, that is?

i was playin in another private game couple days ago. down to 11, 3 pd. i get AJ raise 4X bb pf, get called by one guy who had me out chipped by about 2k, flop ix JXX rainbow, so im not worried about strts or flushes or any overcards. i bet 5X bb on flop tryin to just get him out right there, but he calls. turn is a diamond, putting a flush draw on the board. i put in a 3/4 pot raise, he goes allin, i call. he has 6 8 diamonds!!! river a diamond and im out. i said how can u stay with that. he said, i didnt think you had a hand. ??????????? i respond very politely, i been playin tighter than anyone at the table, and you thought i didnt have a hand??? ok buddy. and i left. i went into the forum chat and vented properly.

When some idiot calls me a noobie. How does he know what my expiriece is?

i used to have a username on a site, thatspoker7. Now everytime i got a bad beat, the player would say thaaatspoker. And i would of course get very angry. And thats why i never played on that site again. Because i hated my name, that much.

Whenever I lose a big hand to someone who catches a 1, 2, 3 outer on the river, my reply is, "Your parents must be proud." That usually gets them thinking! lol

Why does it matter how old a post is??

As long as the perosn isn't JUST bringing the old post up to make a stupid comment I personally don't see a problem with it......

I guess the mods could go through and delete every single post that is over a certain age, but I think we would lose A LOT of decent posts.

Hell, I didn't even notice when the post was first posted when I replied.

I hate when people say i didn't get lucky it was skill when the get a two outer on the river that is what gets under my skin.

This is the one that annoys me and its not evening that tables im playing at, at the high end tables when you have all the observers "Can Someone lend me $5?? and then when they dont get the $5 that call the players cheap...Are you kidding me??? usually I then come out responding telling them to go get a job

But as for tables that I play at...nothing really bothers me, just ones that are annoying are when you are short stacked and go all in, and then you get called by 1 person and the person calls you a donk because they called you with like a 8/10 off suit and you went all in with a 6/7 o/s or K/2 o .... kinda funny if you ask me...especially since they didnt have to call you

When he sees a post count of 3...

Sorry - Had to do it.

Then again - Maybe you got scoped and didn't know it. Your online history is easy to find...at the right site.

HA!HA!LOOSER WAS MY LATEST ABOUT 1230AM. TODAY. I CANT SAY MUCH ELSE ITS THE INTERNET AND THEY ARE UNTOUCHABLE. makes me wish i could afford the more expencive games. low limit games attract low class players.

Cuz online at one site is all the places to play. LOL