cheeky monkey needed

#1 18th December 2008, 11:53 PM

Hello all!

I need an PokerStars Monkey Urgently to enter the VIP club photo contest. If you have one to lend me, I am going to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro leaving on Christmas day. the winner gets 100,000 FPP's. I will share 20% of my winnings if I can borrow your monkey. I ordered one but it won't be here in time. I will pay for shipping!

PLEASE PLEASE!

#2 19th December 2008, 12:07 AM

what is a pokerstars monkey?

#3 19th December 2008, 4:38 AM

http://www.pokerstars.com/vip/store/...ies&prod=pa-10

#4 19th December 2008, 5:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

http://www.pokerstars.com/vip/store/...ies&prod=pa-10

LOL. He wants to borrow someone's monkey.
I thought it was a joke and he meant "money" but wow, it only costs 1000 fpp?! There's a nice bear in there too. It looks like PS is getting some nice unique stuff in their vip store.

Try taking a picture of yourself and photoshopping it in there.

#5 19th December 2008, 5:33 AM

I'm still trying to figure out which kind of player would even order a pokerstars monkey.

Unless your a monkey lover...maybe icemonkey has one

#6 19th December 2008, 5:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera

I'm still trying to figure out which kind of player would even order a pokerstars monkey.

Unless your a monkey lover...maybe icemonkey has one

Pretty sure I'm gonna order one soon. It's a bargain too. 1k fpps for a monkey. How could you turn that down???

#7 19th December 2008, 5:58 AM

Are we taking a real living breath monkey for only 1k fpp? Think I could train it to babysit the kids? lol

#8 19th December 2008, 6:25 AM

Quote:

Are we taking a real living breath monkey for only 1k fpp? Think I could train it to babysit the kids? lol

I'd keep my eyes open though. I hear the PokerStars monkey will have the tendency to take them all the way to the river with good intentions only to rape them blind.

#9 19th December 2008, 4:18 PM

Apparently, the monkey is one of the most popular items, because of the bargain at 100FPP's. They are trying to encourage more people to take advantage of their points because apparently, too people don's see value in their points system.

Still looking! I'll take care of the vaccinations, too!

#10 19th December 2008, 5:21 PM

pokerstars monkey...that's awesome....but i would prefer a trunk monkey
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/

check out the videos

#11 20th December 2008, 3:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brfons

I will share 20% of my winnings if I can borrow your monkey.

Never ever thought I'd hear this phrase on a poker forum.

#12 20th December 2008, 3:45 PM

i had a pokerstars monkey, but my flop bunnies humped it to submission and the thing ran off to live with a band of fortune-telling gypsies

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