CCers against the pros-A series

details:
One hand, $100,000 each(ccers money provided by Nick/Martin, both poker millionaires), Heads-up.

Game 1:

Seat 1:Jack Daniels(dealer)
Seat 2:Tony G

Dealing cards:
Jack Daniels is dealt AhAd

Tony G: bets $100,000

TG: Hey Jd, you like sheep?
JD: (no reply)
TG: take that as a 'yes' then?
JD: No.........
TG: Bet you do, dont you? Bet you like the wool, dont you? You know it's illegal, dont you?
JD: No. I mean, No, I dont like sheep.
TG: If you win this hand, Im gonna tell everyone you like sheep, ok. Sheep-f*cker?
JD: Please dont....
TG: OK, SF, make your bet, Im all in with 72os
JD: (pauses)
TG: come on!!!!!!


Jack Daniels folds

Tony G shows 7h2d

Tony G wins

Pros 1 CCers 0


(next hand, KerouacsDog against Daniel Neagranu)

Wow, Jack Daniels sucks pretty bad eh?

WTF? You drunk again?

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excellend photo bud. they relations??



anyway, game 2..................

Game 2:

Seat 1: KerouacsDog
Seat 2: Daniel Negraunu

(this game is delayed by 5 minutes whilst KD finishes his phonecall)

KD: Nick/Martin, just put the money up, ffs. I know I act a fool, but I do know something about poker.
N/M: Ok, but if you get 84os, fold the f**ker, ok?
KD: OK, and Nick, if you want any help with your business college homework, call me, I've seen the Apprentice, I know all about it.
N: F/O.
KD: OK

Dealing cards:
Kerouacsdog is dealt 7h3d

Daniel Negraunu bets $100,000

KD: Nice interview with CC bro.
DN: Thanks mate.
KD: You Canadian then?
DN: Yep.
KD: You like hockey?
DN: Who doesnt bro?
KD: Yeah I know some girls that play it, they're only 15 years old.
DN: F**K YOU.
KD: Man, these Canucks get a bit over the top over schoolgirl hockey?
DN: (pauses)

DN: You like 84os?
KD: Maybe?
DN: You're a muppet!
KD: Maybe.

KerouacsDog calls $100,000

Showdown:
KeouacsDog shows 7h3d
Daniel Negraunu shows 8c4s

Dealing flop
8s6d4c

KD: nice hand schoolgirl watcher
DN: nice hand muppet

Dealing turn
5c

Dealing river
8h

Board
8s6d4c5c8h

KD shows 7h3d( a straight 8 to 4)
DN shows 8c4s( a full house 8s and 4s)

DN wins with a full house

KD: Nice hand
DN: Thanks, dont forget, 84os IS THE IMMORTAL HAND
KD: I wont, oh master
DN: F/O

Pros 2 CCers 0


(next game, Shermstick versus Jennifer Tilly)

FFS - the missus jumps every time I burst out laughing whilst on the computer "working" - hilarious thread, and I LOVE that photo.

I think its worth using to email to banned flamers/spammers!!!

the Sherminator vs Jennifer Tilly, can't wait , should be full of sexual overtones on Sherms part for sure.

Then you woke up, right KD?

I can't wait for the next game. Shermstick loses because he was distracted by Jennifer's cleavage.

If anyone else has seen poker superstars season 3, then they can only agree with the distraction tactics...

It was on sky last night (UK sattelite network) and I dont think Ive ever concentrated on two things at once as much before.

neither of the things i was thinking about were poker either!

OK, just got the line-up for the next 8 games. Only I have access to these games, ok?
Game 3: Shermstick versus Jennifer Tilly
Game 4: Bubbasbestbabe versus Gus Hansen
Game 5: FPaulson versus Doyle Brunson
Game 6: T1riel versus Phil Ivey
Game 7: Nick versus Phil Laak
Game 8: Dakota-xx versus Phil Helmuth
Game 9: rottyowner versus Johnny Chan
Game 10: tenbob versus Chip Reese


this will be an ongoing thing from me, but be patient, as it takes me a nightshift at work sometimes to work out the play, table talk, etc.
Reckon I can do one a day though.
KD

Thanks for the sneak preview KD! Take as much time as you want. I'm sure most of us can be patient.

Isn't that the main reason for watching Poker Superstars III ?

As Mike 'The Mouth' said "God bless Jennifer Tilly, but then he already has, hasnt he "

These posts are hilarious, by the way.

ok, fill me in, i dont watch pro poker, as i dont watch tv, someone got a good pic of jen , or a video of her in actgion at the table, or a link.
thanks
PS in the end, every loyaller will have played one hand,on here, when i get time
including you borac, i mean beriac..............

Jennifer Tilly

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looks like she has 'em all in at the moment

exactly what part of your breasts can I not see Jen, apart from the nipples..............not that Im complaining of course, but i feel that playing against her Id always have 'a pocket rocket!'
Thanks Ian, big time

oh btw Jen, mind if I ????
(play a computer game, that means.)



FOOTNOTE: if anyone wants to NOT be included, feel free to PM me, its not a problem.

a couple more for you KD

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hubba hubba hubba
thats sweet American Pie for me.
thanks very very much!

Hottest 48 year old ever. (I heard she is 48 is that true?)


Edit - just googled it... it is true...

man, she's got 12 years on me right now.
although when I look at her, i feel just like a baby who's hungry............

(Apologies for this post!)

Back to the games..................
(Later tonight, game 3)

No relation that I'm aware of.

Now that's a great idea. Get the mods to do it when they ban them...

Hmm - so only your closest friends get to play, huh. Thank God my therapy starts soon - depression getting worse by the minute.

dak you get put up against Phil Hellmuth. OUCH! He's a brat-but surely you are a strong minded and willed woman, so we know you could knock him down a few pegs!!

Should I be sad or glad I'm not on KD's illustrious list?

No lie Jess, when I wrote the list for the rest of the first 10 games, I actually went up to 15 games off the top of my head, problem was that I had 5 games with the CCers marked down, without any pros next to their names. I believe you were number 12, but like I say, I ran out of pro players, so I guess later I need to find a big list of pros and match up some future games.
Dont panic Jess, you're always on our minds!

see Jessie's reply.
Your game is a particularly good one(in my mind), as Helmuth loses it a bit with you.

Does he not notice that I am a redhead????

how do i know, its not happened yet???
Its almost like you're implying that Im making up these games..............

Okay then - let me make a prediction. Dakota gives it back to him in a big way!!!!

yeah..............



or, no.................




one of those two...............

Thats a shocking idea - how would it be possible

(going back to my collection of Jen Tilly pix now lol )

Joe Hachem? Greg Raymer? Chris Moneymaker? Howard Lederer? Mike Caro? Jesus Furgeson? Alan Cunningham?

lol they're the ones Im forgetting. Man i drank too much last day or so.
And also Dan harrington, isnt he super-tight?

Next game plays tomorrow morning.