C9's Fool-Proof Guide to Beating Rigged Poker Sites

#1 31st July 2008, 9:56 PM

Obviously sites like Poker sites are rigged. I mean, seriously, have you seen the beats on there? Like, lol, every freakin' time.

So yeah, I have invented a new fool-proof system that poker sites and all the elite pro's that play there don't want you to know about.

Here's the trick: Everytime you hold an awesome hand, fold. Because obviously the site is rigged to support bad play. You will be sucked out on, because pokerstars/all poker sites want "bad players" to keep playing.

So instead, play like a bad player! Only put all your money in when you have a slim chance of winning! Because the site is rigged, so you will draw up a runner runner straight more often than your opponent's hand will hold up.

And to prove that my system works, I have a very scientific graph:

Obviously, you can't ignore that kind of scientific & mathematic evidence. Just try, and it will hurt your brain.

So use this system, and over the long run, you will profit. Just don't be suprised when a bunch of people on this site start complaining that this system won't work! That's because they're online poker pros, and they're using this system to make buckets of money!

So yeah, use the rigged software to your advantage & get all in with hands that have a low chance of winning.

#2 31st July 2008, 10:03 PM

This is sooo true.

I tried it today and it worked!

I shoved 2/3o, 59s and 4To on 3 straight hands and won all three! everybody was calling me a donkey and an idiot and some unprintable stuff but I won all three! One guy even had AA one time. Boy I feel sorry for him playing such a rigged and worthless hand. Just like it was supposed to the turn and river gave me runner runner straights twice! The T4 hand had me worried for a minute when the flop came AKQ and I didn't get the jack on the turn, but runner runner 4's worked beautifully!

I will continue based on the above rock-solid evidence to play in this fashion and will reap my rewards for years to come!

muahahahahaha

#3 31st July 2008, 10:42 PM

Loving the bar graph. Roflmao , This is for what two hands or two thousand?

#4 31st July 2008, 10:46 PM

Finally, someone prepared to spread the truth! The graph did it for me, at first i thought this was some kind of joke, but you cant lie with stats and graphs like that! Good work C9!

#5 31st July 2008, 11:00 PM

Love it, at long last someone who has grasped the reality of rigged poker sites. Nice 1 C9

#6 31st July 2008, 11:04 PM

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

#7 31st July 2008, 11:06 PM

Quote:

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

wanna borrow my gun?

brilliant strategy c9, im going to use it at all my games

#8 31st July 2008, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c9h13no3

Obviously sites like Poker sites are rigged. I mean, seriously, have you seen the beats on there? Like, lol, every freakin' time.

So yeah, I have invented a new fool-proof system that poker sites and all the elite pro's that play there don't want you to know about.

Here's the trick: Everytime you hold an awesome hand, fold. Because obviously the site is rigged to support bad play. You will be sucked out on, because pokerstars/all poker sites want "bad players" to keep playing.

So instead, play like a bad player! Only put all your money in when you have a slim chance of winning! Because the site is rigged, so you will draw up a runner runner straight more often than your opponent's hand will hold up.

And to prove that my system works, I have a very scientific graph:

Obviously, you can't ignore that kind of scientific & mathematic evidence. Just try, and it will hurt your brain.

So use this system, and over the long run, you will profit. Just don't be suprised when a bunch of people on this site start complaining that this system won't work! That's because they're online poker pros, and they're using this system to make buckets of money!

So yeah, use the rigged software to your advantage & get all in with hands that have a low chance of winning.

LOL awesome graph imo

#9 31st July 2008, 11:47 PM

Ban OP imo for giving away the secret

#10 1st August 2008, 12:20 AM

that really does sound like it is true on ub alot of the times lol. seems the worst hand catches the runner runner for the straight on the river

#11 1st August 2008, 2:31 AM

I cannot argue with that logic. And you have a chart and its posted on the internet, so it must be true.

#12 1st August 2008, 2:46 AM

Golden archives, imo.

#13 1st August 2008, 2:47 AM

lol that giraphe made me laugh quite a bit

#14 1st August 2008, 3:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

omg omg omg Pokerstars is rigged I shoved with 23o and it was the worst hand and it had the best chance of winning and this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted and I fistpumped because I knew 23o had a better chance of winning but than the 45 came on flop but no 6 or A and I want my money back poker sucks and I can't win no matter if I get it in with the best or worst hand no matter what anyone says I always lose and poker's rigged and life's not fair.

Yes. But because you sent in a complaint via email *AND* called them on the phone "Riverstars" changed your "luck modifier"!! You ALSO withdrew some money at least once didn't you?

They now use a completely different chart for you.

I was able to hack into "Riverstars" and download it:

Sorry man!

cAPS

#15 1st August 2008, 12:47 PM

I won't believe this until you post at least 3 random hand histories supporting this claim. If you don't have that to back it up, obv. it's not true.

#16 1st August 2008, 12:52 PM

what i want to know is how on earth did u create such a mathematical and scientific genius graph surely you would have had to spend hours compiling hand histories and categorising hands into good and bad hands your just a pure genius to do this but to put it into such a complex graph is even better and yet you seem to show it with such simplicity.
You're officially my hero!

#17 1st August 2008, 1:18 PM

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I might as well post one of my very first graphs. I used to get it in with the best hand for a while, but once I discovered the secret to beating the sites, there was no looking back.

I'm sure you can guess at what point in the graph I changed my strategy to what C9 recommends. Note how the winnings line doesn't even fit inside the graph.

#18 1st August 2008, 1:35 PM

Only... Now that you've posted this all the good players will start to play dominated hands which means that the bad players will lose which means that they-will-soon-make-it-so-that-the-best-hand-always-wins-to-keep-the-bad-players-from-losing-money andnowmyheadwillexplodeomgplzhlpok

#19 1st August 2008, 2:49 PM

Oh dear, somebody call an embalmer for FP.

Great graph, lol.

#20 1st August 2008, 3:25 PM

I cannot believe you gave away this information for free. There are thousands if not millions of online players that would have paid for this information.

#21 1st August 2008, 4:38 PM

how did you get my charts and graphs? all of you? poker espionage! that was my winning formulas. im 36 and spent 40 years working on it. Now its ruined! the secret is out. but your chart is too scientific to read, can you simplify it please? ty

#22 1st August 2008, 5:02 PM

I love the graph. Are these statics just for tourneys or are they for ring games too?

#23 1st August 2008, 5:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arielstorm

I love the graph. Are these statics just for tourneys or are they for ring games too?

They are from every ring game & tourney except for Razz. With razz, its impossible to play well, so everyone plays poorly & is using this system by accident.

#24 1st August 2008, 8:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ieatshecooks

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE RIGGED

Did you not see the graphs? Conclusive proof, imo.

#25 1st August 2008, 9:27 PM

I <3 graphs with loop de loops.

#26 1st August 2008, 9:41 PM

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

Here's proof:

BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

#27 1st August 2008, 10:09 PM

I like graph, seems to make sense. The only issue is not taking folding into account. Let's say you have the worst hand ever, like the dealer only gives you one card and tells you to deal with it, but there's always the ability to fold preflop and win the hand. I bet if you plant a dollar you'll get a money tree.

#28 1st August 2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Effexor

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

Here's proof:

BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

Quite easily the greatest article I've ever read. Still catching my breath from the laughter.

#29 4th August 2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt6781

i do believe the author of this post is sucking you all in for the big catch lol. he's just waiting for you to be seated across from felt from him so he can take your money with his pocket aces lol

Obviously it was just a joke. Who would really think they would make money by getting people to think that?

#30 5th August 2008, 12:46 PM

I believe the graph is missing a major part of the game though....
I mean how can you be a winning poker player without often inducing misclicks...?

#31 5th August 2008, 3:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachvac

this donkfish re-shoved with AA like wtf it wasn't even soooted

Hilarious -- I had to go back and re-read that 3 or 4 times just to let it sink in. Everyone knows that the only pocket Aces to play with are the soooted ones.

On second thought, if he did have a soooted pair - that would probably be even better evidence that online poker is rigged.

My hole cards: A♥ A♥
Flop: A♥ A♥ A♣

WOO-HOO! I flopped quads!

#32 5th August 2008, 7:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSwissCheese

Hilarious -- I had to go back and re-read that 3 or 4 times just to let it sink in. Everyone knows that the only pocket Aces to play with are the soooted ones.

On second thought, if he did have a soooted pair - that would probably be even better evidence that online poker is rigged.

My hole cards: A♥ A♥
Flop: A♥ A♥ A♣

WOO-HOO! I flopped quints and a flush draw!

FYP

#33 5th August 2008, 9:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVHillbilly

FYP

I completely missed the flush draw part. . . I was going after the soooted pocket Aces, so I figured the club shouldn't count. Point well taken, though

#34 5th August 2008, 9:36 PM

i seem to lose no matter what lol

#35 6th August 2008, 6:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Effexor

The loops are where Chris broke the time-space-continuum. It's been proven that by overclocking your CPU, this is possible.

Here's proof:

BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

Hmm, this overclocking thing might have some merit you know

I just switched over to using my main PC for Poker which is overclocked as opposed to using my laptop and I have been running red hot ever since.

It's only air cooled at this stage so I might have to invest in some serious water cooling, better still I should use liquid nitrogen to freeze the CPU so I can overclock it to the hill. That should boost my winnings of the chart.

Bugger having to worry about what cards to play, just overclock your PC so you processor is way ahead of everyone else. ROFLMAO

This is the funniest post I have read in ages....................lol

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