Best player note?

Unintentional, I swear.

Mmmmmm, gourmet.

just picking out some randoms from my PS notes file. these may or may not have been back in the day when tilt used to get me.

"HEEEE HAWWWW"

"HELLO CAPTAIN PASSIVE"

"I CALL WITH S*** LOLE"

"LOL MY POCKET 3s R TEH NUTS WIHT 3 OVRCRDS ON BORED N I R NOT A DONKEY"

"twat"

"possibly the worst player i have ever seen - does not fold anything ever"

I have several player notes written while I was drunk that simply say

"get him"

Also-

"do not converse with this person unless you want bible quoted at you all game"

Some Australian guy starts every game with Jesus Loves You and if talked to goes into convert mode lol

I like this one...

"possibly the worst player i have ever seen - does not fold anything ever"


Unfortunately, these people typically suck out on me...

Honestly these two are word for word the same as mine

Full Tilt doesn't seem to let you review them unless you're actually looking at the player.

Pretty sure mine are along the lines of "Doucheball nit HU, won't bet less than two pair".

I have a few that say

"Free $$$$$$$$$$$"

I've got a player that I considered to be my nemesis for a while - he sent me out of a number of tourneys. I don't remember typing this, but I found I had a note for him that simply said "fu", which seems quite appropriate.

I came across penisgoblin who calls with a runner runner draw in a dollar sng the other day...and he busted first

I formatted my computer a little while ago so I lost all of my notes. I know I had one that was just me going "SALKJASLkdjlakjdlakj3o0doaipsjskojsldfkjlj303ojij elaewfjksl;df" for a while.

I'm taking just a tiny step to the side here and note that my most common note - not because it's the most common feature in players but because it's something I always note when I see it - is "compulsive slowplayer."

You know the kind. Bets every flop except when he hits a set at which point he cleverly checks back. Or is willing to go all-in with a flushdraw, but won't raise the actual flush. Of all the notes I write, this one I value more than anything else because it basically tells me that when he bets it, he doesn't have a monster. And that's pretty darn valuable information.

Now, just slowplaying a set doesn't qualify. On a dry board vs a single opponent with a wide range, there's nothing particularly wrong with slowplaying a set. But checking the flop when you hit trips and then min-checkraise the K-high turn in a tiny pot is typical behavior of a player who just can't stand the idea of losing his customer.

So, "comp slowplayer" is my most favoritest note.

Icelandic or Swahili?

I don't appreciate you publicly posting your private notes on me.

I think mine is "habitual slowplayer", but yeah, that one has saved me so many stacks :P

While playing Razz ring last night noted at least 6 players "clueless"

I quickly skimmed through my notes.txt (which is freaking big). Most of my notes are very neutral and boring, but I did find a few interesting ones.

Disclaimer: Foul language ahead. Skip if you're easily offended.

"98-tables. Own him."

"He sucks pretty badly."

"He SUCKS ASS"

"HE SUCKS ****ING DONKEY ASS!!!! Don't bluff him ever."

"Openlimps KK in late position."

"Flopped a set in 3-way pot. Min-bet flop. Min-bet turn. Min-bet river."

"MOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOONNNNN."

"Calls three barrels with second pair, no kicker."

"Board is Q22, he has 44. He mini-donks, I raise big, he insta-min-re-raises. Turn is a 2. He mini-donks, I raise big, HE ****ING CALLS. Wait a second. Did I really try to make him fold a boat? I suck."

"Don't bluff this retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Don't do it!!!!!!!!!"

"Spewtard."

"TRAP THIS MOTHER****ER"

"He slowrolled me!!!!!!!"

"Complete moron. 3-bets JJ and leads twice on K high flop. Felts it."

"8-tabling fish."

"Does not valuebet. Period. Will check-call though. All the way. Always."

"LOL MY POCKET 3s R TEH NUTS WIHT 3 OVRCRDS ON BORED N I R NOT A DONKEY"

"possibly the worst player i have ever seen - does not fold anything ever"

ahauahuaha

some of mine:

"money machine"; "calling station"

"slowroll"

Player notes remind me alot of that movie Momento. If you haven't seen it, rent it NOW! Anyway, I'll often come across a player with a note that I have absolutely no recollection of and have to rely on a note from past me to present me.

this is one I use alot in re-buys

aiaiaiaiaia = all-in, all-in, all-in ....

or

WTF? = WTF? Really self explanitory

or

OMG! How does he have such a high OPR?

or

Call him down with anything.

or my favorite

I wonder what she's wearing.

A few of my favorites.

seems to play some real crap hands and forces the pot chases till end if slightest hope of something

called 5x BB with J8 suited

stupid ass slow played a set of As wasn't busted out but got no value for them checking on them with no rasisers

will stay with anything including a hope and a prayer - my own personal favorite

plays third pair also won't let go PP

total fish keeps on calling with pair of 3s when As on board

no respect for board major fish, if it moves he will chase

sneaky sandbagger check calls

Which CC player is this?

takes big chances on his cards at end of tourney

The most helpful note I use; Will go broke with TP.

I have that note on two people, and noted it only to make sure that I mock and gloat when they lose in the future.

Scum of the earth.

I have NEVER played with any of the three of you!

lol. THAT's YOU!