Bathroom?

#1 24-03-2007, 5:48 PM

ANyone have to to the bathroom really really bad almost in ur pants, but you had such a great hand you did not want to get up ? if so what happened?

#2 24-03-2007, 5:54 PM

Don`t laugh, but I have a plastic container hidden under my desk for exactly that emergency.

Never used it yet, but the day may come.

#3 24-03-2007, 6:00 PM

Sorry, Have to. LOLOLOLOLOL LMAO

#4 24-03-2007, 6:04 PM

Egon Towst slinks away in shame.

#5 24-03-2007, 6:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fandango85

ANyone have to to the bathroom really really bad almost in ur pants, but you had such a great hand you did not want to get up ? if so what happened?

thats why i love my laptop

#6 24-03-2007, 6:33 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh yes, nothing like taking a poop and playing poker :P at the same time.

#7 24-03-2007, 6:36 PM

Depends...... get it, depends! Sometimes I just amuse myself.

Squeeze the cheeks and make sure the coast is clear as soon as the hand is done.

#8 24-03-2007, 6:36 PM

Lol I def do that. In tournaments I wait until the break, sucks!

#9 24-03-2007, 6:43 PM

Hmmm, not sure we are all talking about the same thing.

I`d assumed we were talking about needing to pee. Unless you have a digestive problem, the other thing can always be postponed until the next break, surely ?

My, isn`t this getting indelicate.

#10 24-03-2007, 6:52 PM

Funny you mention having a container hidden for just such an emergency...While cleaning behind the desk the other day,lo and behold,what do I find???..Yes,a container!!!....An empty 2ltre Coke bottle to be exact....and I might add...IT HAD BEEN USED!!!.

...DISGUSTING!............Now me,if I'm sitting on quads and I have 3 people all-in with their fh's and or flushes...I will pee right here in my chair!! I'm not moving!

#11 24-03-2007, 7:05 PM

thats funny!

#12 24-03-2007, 7:06 PM

All this talk about wee wee... BRB...

#13 24-03-2007, 7:21 PM

I am just waking up and i'm not very happy person cause I'm on my way to work and going to miss Big Event today or untill I get my coffee in me. I had no choice but to put a big smile on my face this afternoon, thx for the laughs Kim and Egon.
Some of the sites I play at I have plenty of time to go pee in between hands, people havent' figured out how to fold 7 2o so they have to think about it for an entire minute times 8 or nine people, that gives me sometimes enough time to have a quick shower.

#14 24-03-2007, 7:25 PM

It seems like everytime I sit down to play I have to go immediately. I don't understand it.

#15 24-03-2007, 7:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera

i'm not very happy person cause I'm on my way to work and going to miss Big Event

Look at it this way. You`re sure to make some money today. We aren`t.

#16 24-03-2007, 7:30 PM

Quote:

ahhhhhhhhhh yes, nothing like taking a poop and playing poker :P at the same time.

This is the greatest thread ever! lol

#17 24-03-2007, 7:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talkpkr2me

Funny you mention having a container hidden for just such an emergency...While cleaning behind the desk the other day,lo and behold,what do I find???..Yes,a container!!!....An empty 2ltre Coke bottle to be exact....and I might add...IT HAD BEEN USED!!!.

...DISGUSTING!............Now me,if I'm sitting on quads and I have 3 people all-in with their fh's and or flushes...I will pee right here in my chair!! I'm not moving!

lmao roundcat +rep for for chair peeing with quads. i wait until right after my BB the sit out and go to the loo

#18 24-03-2007, 7:32 PM

Women...........Cork

Men...............Clothespin

#19 24-03-2007, 8:08 PM

Only time I am really glad I have a small house!! Real close to the bathroom and the kitchen!

#20 24-03-2007, 8:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sammyv1

Women...........Cork

Dangerous, surely. If the pressure rises enough, you might shoot the cat.

#21 24-03-2007, 10:35 PM

or this:

#22 24-03-2007, 10:41 PM

lol. Makes me wonder if it's "real" or not. ...Egon? Is that a pic of your bathroom?

#23 24-03-2007, 11:13 PM

A good friend of mine used to be a good friend of one of the four lads from Liverpool who became very famous!!

Well it came to pass, in the early '70s, that this very famous person was caught in a traffic jam in the middle of London one fine day in his brand new Porsche Turbo and was breaking his neck for a pee.

In the end he just thought 'what the fook, it's my car, it's my seat and I can afford to have the fookin thing replaced'. Then he let go the floodwaters and smiled!

Hare Krishna to you all...

#24 25-03-2007, 2:21 AM

I find this whole topic rather disturbing...

Luckily for me, I'm about 10 steps from the toilet. You have never seen someone pee, flush, wash, and dry then make a mad dash back to the desk so quickly in your life.

#25 25-03-2007, 2:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fandango85

ANyone have to to the bathroom really really bad almost in ur pants, but you had such a great hand you did not want to get up ? if so what happened?

lol, i nearly spat my drink out reading that

Conjures up a few images

eewww!

#26 25-03-2007, 11:49 PM

glad everyone enjoyed my thread i will think of another messed up one, that has to do with poker of course

#27 26-03-2007, 12:20 AM

I see that Sammy got a good picture of inside my main BR. LOL


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