Any good poker jokes?

#1 1st May 2009, 3:58 AM

So I was playing with a few coworkers last night, and one of them were cheating. He shot back at us, "There's only one way you can cheat, and that's getting in with the gay waiter." We were confused. He continued, "You have to get the queen with a tre."

I thought it was hilarious! Anybody know any other ones?

#2 1st May 2009, 6:35 AM

What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
In about ten years the dog quits whinning.

#3 1st May 2009, 6:47 AM

How do you get a pro poker player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

#4 1st May 2009, 7:12 AM

Hey guys, lots of jokes (poker themed and otherwise) here:

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