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: would u agree or disagree, i dint care which my thery will stay the same
yes ive experenced it 1 4.55%
sound right ill be more viduent thanks 1 4.55%
Its trash, non sence ur blind and imagining this happening 2680 100.00%
i dont understand, so ill just mock u anyway 34680 100.00%
the gold may importance you 4 18.18%
yes chuck, the gold may importance you 1 4.55%
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  Poker - Another online Stiffing
 
  #1  
27-03-2008, 12:45 PM
sirpsycho
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Another online Stiffing

ok here goes, hope some one can relate and maybe agree, or understand and explain!!!

intro, ive played poker for 10 years now iam not a pro!! live games i prob could make a living, i dont because i live in a real world kids home, business and wife!! not going to risk it...online how ever is totaly different Fact in many ways. for instance the bad beats, fact is some at a live game some one went all in say £100 with aa, no one would call it holdin 72 (would they???) no dont be stupid. unless how ever they didnt understand the game, got more money than sence or accedently cliked call.

and this happens its part of the online poker load of boll***ks and why u should just not play!!!!! if u concider ur self to be good at poker cause the truth is online it dont mean squat.

so anyway my point is, ive been up and down the sites and found genuine flaws in evey on sp, ft , wh , manp pp , havent found one for bsq yet.

flaws as follows starting with the recent cause of this tread ManP___
1- the flop constantly repeatedly droping a pair!! 100 hands 65 pairs on flop
if ur holding Ak, kk, aa , how the hell u going to call 2QQ, it stiff u 90% of the time.

ok its easy to say well u be brave and fold, so u wait u wait and wait untill u get tk and the flop falls 9,j,Q so u go all in the u get called by harts and lose the lot.

so smart arse agrueers pls explain my pair on the flop fact!!!!!

its basicly run like that to draw folk in, and then ZAMMM. and ur ment too feel like dam my mistake ill reload and try again ZAMMM u lost already m8.

other sites deal the deciding card at end on the river which is why peeps think it a bad beat.

and the only people who win at online poker are the sites keep drawing u in and pocketing the entry fee time after time or i guess the peeps who know the flaws and keep it too there advantage hint hint. oh and i found a line in the ald*** gaming commision stating that the rng program can acutaly be configerd to randomly generate certin numbers and so forth the theory, oh and having pointing it out to one pkr sites it got re-worded!!!! be good to find the orginal hay
 

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  #2  
27-03-2008, 1:05 PM
robwhufc
Footie's back! :)
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
experenced
viduent (?)
non sence
ive
iam
how ever
sence
accedently
cliked
boll***ks
concider
evey
harts
agrueers
basicly
ment
dam
acutaly
configerd
certin
hay
You spell good!

Got to be a wind up, surely?
  #3  
27-03-2008, 1:12 PM
Jagsti
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His keyboard is obv dickslexick
  #4  
27-03-2008, 1:25 PM
sirpsycho
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Posts: 8
why spam it,

surly u can still read it, typos happen when u carnt really be bothered to check it, so why waste yr time stating my typos? really sad boys
  #5  
27-03-2008, 1:27 PM
Jagsti
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And I really can't be bothered replying to your OP.
  #6  
27-03-2008, 1:32 PM
sirpsycho
Banned
 
Posts: 8
imitation of life

thats u
  #7  
27-03-2008, 1:47 PM
ChuckTs
sick life
 
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Put more effort into your posts to make them more legible and you'll get better responses. We're not going to take our own time to decipher what you just scribbled down because you were too lazy to make it clear.
  #8  
27-03-2008, 1:50 PM
Dorkus Malorkus
Mocking all 8 teams imo
 
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hey guyes i think youre all beeing a little two harsh on OP. i dont know abuot anyone els but i am convinsed that online poker is riged now and will be withdrawling all my money immidiately
  #9  
27-03-2008, 1:54 PM
robwhufc
Footie's back! :)
 
Location: Sittingbourne, UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
surly u can still read it
Barely, why make it such a chore?

What's ManP? I'm assuming others are ft - Full Tilt, wh - William Hill, bsq - Blue Square (sp?), and i'm also assuming (though hoping i'm wrong) that you are British .

Like Jagsti, not going to bother replying to your opening post, if you only knew how many of these sort of posts we had on the site, you wouldn't have bothered.

P.S kicking myself for missing untill, too, commision, some one, there, tread and holdin from the list
  #10  
27-03-2008, 1:59 PM
Dorkus Malorkus
Mocking all 8 teams imo
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robwhufc View Post
P.S kicking myself for missing untill, too, commision, some one, there, tread and holdin from the list
For shame, Robert, for shame!
  #11  
27-03-2008, 2:03 PM
robwhufc
Footie's back! :)
 
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And droping!

Jeeesh!
  #12  
27-03-2008, 2:06 PM
WVHillbilly
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Wow. What a refreshing post. Finally someone has the balls to say that online poker is rigged and that "good players" (you know the kind that could be live game pros but choose not to due to financial concerns) should stick to playing live. Thank you sir. Thank you very much!

BTW is "viduent", vigilant? And if so, how?
  #13  
27-03-2008, 2:42 PM
Monoxide
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
ok here goes, hope some one can relate and maybe agree, or understand and explain!!!

intro, ive played poker for 10 years now iam not a pro!! live games i prob could make a living, i dont because i live in a real world kids home, business and wife!! not going to risk it...online how ever is totaly different Fact in many ways. for instance the bad beats, fact is some at a live game some one went all in say £100 with aa, no one would call it holdin 72 (would they???) no dont be stupid. unless how ever they didnt understand the game, got more money than sence or accedently cliked call.

and this happens its part of the online poker load of boll***ks and why u should just not play!!!!! if u concider ur self to be good at poker cause the truth is online it dont mean squat.

so anyway my point is, ive been up and down the sites and found genuine flaws in evey on sp, ft , wh , manp pp , havent found one for bsq yet.

flaws as follows starting with the recent cause of this tread ManP___
1- the flop constantly repeatedly droping a pair!! 100 hands 65 pairs on flop
if ur holding Ak, kk, aa , how the hell u going to call 2QQ, it stiff u 90% of the time.

ok its easy to say well u be brave and fold, so u wait u wait and wait untill u get tk and the flop falls 9,j,Q so u go all in the u get called by harts and lose the lot.

so smart arse agrueers pls explain my pair on the flop fact!!!!!

its basicly run like that to draw folk in, and then ZAMMM. and ur ment too feel like dam my mistake ill reload and try again ZAMMM u lost already m8.

other sites deal the deciding card at end on the river which is why peeps think it a bad beat.

and the only people who win at online poker are the sites keep drawing u in and pocketing the entry fee time after time or i guess the peeps who know the flaws and keep it too there advantage hint hint. oh and i found a line in the ald*** gaming commision stating that the rng program can acutaly be configerd to randomly generate certin numbers and so forth the theory, oh and having pointing it out to one pkr sites it got re-worded!!!! be good to find the orginal hay
hey look its a 65%
  #14  
27-03-2008, 2:53 PM
flint
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
surly u can still read it, typos happen when u carnt really be bothered to check it, so why waste yr time stating my typos? really sad boys
Why waste time if you can't post something that can be read easily by other people? Other than your typos, you don't have any prove that the flop pairs in the long run.

If you want anyone to read your text then you need to make your text easy to read and present some evidence other than your memory.
  #15  
27-03-2008, 2:55 PM
sirpsycho
Banned
 
Posts: 8
pro?

who said i could be pro m8 just saying it pays off the bills m8 some times, u know lets me take a couple of days off a week even funds my online craze, ok so u guys are so cleaver u spotted all my spelling mistakes, and some of my grammer, wow a forum full of no it alls. shame i thought the use of a fourm was so people could get a point across and people to respond/ learn or help. i was wrong sorry wish i hadn`t this forum is a waste of time a sweetcorn in the foreskin of society no wait it isnt the sites fault its just the users who clearly dont know about poker nor have anything credible to to state so they spend there time just browsing thought looking for grammer errors, well i think u should spend more masterbating than twiching at the prospect of correcting peoples tiny little hurried posts you are a spammer and just out to disscredit my op and Probably cause you are gay hence the sweetcorn!! or a poker site affiliate!
  #16  
27-03-2008, 3:00 PM
flint
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
shame i thought the use of a fourm was so people could get a point across
It has to be easy to read. Reading your text is like listening to a monkey teach astralphysics.
  #17  
27-03-2008, 3:02 PM
sirpsycho
Banned
 
Posts: 8
dint want reply

Quote:
Originally Posted by flint View Post
Why waste time if you can't post something that can be read easily by other people? Other than your typos, you don't have any prove that the flop pairs in the long run.

If you want anyone to read your text then you need to make your text easy to read and present some evidence other than your memory.
thats what i found on the site, u either understand or u dont, its true what i have found i dont keed to prove it caues iam tell u its what ive found thats all. if u dont agree fine make no odds to me. if u agree that guess what it still make to differnce too em although id like to hear it, but now with all this spam no one will read it so its been a waste of time, like a said the forum is more for people to fill their lives waiting for some poor grammer action, i misunderstood the purpose of the site Sorry
  #18  
27-03-2008, 3:03 PM
Monoxide
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
who said i could be pro m8 just saying it pays off the bills m8 some times, u know lets me take a couple of days off a week even funds my online craze, ok so u guys are so cleaver u spotted all my spelling mistakes, and some of my grammer, wow a forum full of no it alls. shame i thought the use of a fourm was so people could get a point across and people to respond/ learn or help. i was wrong sorry wish i hadn`t this forum is a waste of time a sweetcorn in the foreskin of society no wait it isnt the sites fault its just the users who clearly dont know about poker nor have anything credible to to state so they spend there time just browsing thought looking for grammer errors, well i think u should spend more masterbating than twiching at the prospect of correcting peoples tiny little hurried posts you are a spammer and just out to disscredit my op and Probably cause you are gay hence the sweetcorn!! or a poker site affiliate!
All your post says is how you suck at online poker and other people shouldnt play because online poker is rigged. (According to your limited experience)

No, you are a fool. You are a 65% (losing player) obviously, you suck at poker its ok, we get it. Most players on this forum can easily turn a profit playing poker. This is my only source of income.

You post is utter and complete garbage. Do you feel better now?
  #19  
27-03-2008, 3:04 PM
sirpsycho
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LOL

Quote:
Originally Posted by flint View Post
It has to be easy to read. Reading your text is like listening to a monkey teach astralphysics.
its Astrophysics u ****ing pleb. told u go sort ur life out
  #20  
27-03-2008, 3:05 PM
sirpsycho
Banned
 
Posts: 8
ur site donkey for a reason m8

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monoxide View Post
All your post says is how you suck at online poker and other people shouldnt play because online poker is rigged.

No, you are a fool. You are a 65% (losing player) obviously, you suck at poker its ok, we get it.
its just like a slot machine m8
  #21  
27-03-2008, 3:07 PM
ChuckTs
sick life
 
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Wow, you're doing a great job here. Trolling and jibberish at the same time. Cut it out or the mods will have to pipe in.
  #22  
27-03-2008, 3:08 PM
Monoxide
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It wouldnt be a poker forum without the rigged site donkey threads.
  #23  
27-03-2008, 3:18 PM
Zorba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
surly u can still read it, typos happen when u carnt really be bothered to check it, so why waste yr time stating my typos? really sad boys
Because it only takes a minute to do a spell check, then it makes it easier for everybody to read your post.
Misspelled words have different meanings.


surly= irritably sullen and churlish in mood or manner
carnt=???
yr=???

No wonder kids cant spell these days.
  #24  
27-03-2008, 3:20 PM
sirpsycho
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kids

and no wonder they dont have anything better too do
  #25  
27-03-2008, 3:22 PM
flint
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
its Astrophysics u ****ing pleb. told u go sort ur life out
The monkey doesn't know the difference, it teaches exactly what I tell it to teach
  #26  
27-03-2008, 3:23 PM
Zorba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirpsycho View Post
its Astrophysics u ****ing pleb. told u go sort ur life out
Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey who can't spell
and no wonder they dont have anything better too do
Incredible, a fool who can't spell telling someone they spelled something wrong.

Great grammer also donkey.

Last edited by juiceeQ : 27-03-2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason: fixed quote tags
  #27  
27-03-2008, 3:26 PM
WVHillbilly
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  #28  
27-03-2008, 3:26 PM
ChuckTs
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Mods lock this and give him a little spanking, this is getting out of hand.
  #29  
27-03-2008, 3:28 PM
robwhufc
Footie's back! :)
 
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In before lock!
  #30  
27-03-2008, 3:29 PM
Dorkus Malorkus
Mocking all 8 teams imo
 
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Quote:
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Mods lock this and give him a little spanking, this is getting out of hand.
i meant to do this, but my finger accidentally hit the ban trigger instead
  #31  
27-03-2008, 3:29 PM
ChuckTs
sick life
 
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THANK U
  #32  
27-03-2008, 3:30 PM
Zorba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorkus Malorkus View Post
i meant to do this, but my finger accidentally hit the ban trigger instead
Nice slip of the finger chris.
  #33  
27-03-2008, 3:33 PM
roland cote
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First off....Yeah, some people nit-pck the spelling and grammar.... let them own that. Second....There are millions of people playing poker on line and there wouldn't be that many there if it was rigged.... u know the old platitude...u can fool etc., etc., etc.. Ayway, you have deciede if you are still going to play or not, your the one making the decision on your past knowledge and experiences. Do I think it's rigged?? N)! I know it's not. This is a great community here.. You just got to lose a little of that hostility to enjoy it. Come back when y9our having a better day. You'll see. Ysew, my spelling sucks!!!! I've got sausage fingers.
  #34  
27-03-2008, 3:34 PM
combuboom
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sirpsycho: i'll let you in on a secret. 90% of people who play hold 'em online think they play well enough to be winners. this is by virtue of the game appearing so much more simple than it actually is. thus inevitably, several of these people are wrong. there's nothing making you exempt from being one of those people, especially considering the fact that you appear to be one of the least intelligent people i've ever seen post on this forum.

live poker is not online. they play very differently as you yourself have noticed. being able to beat live poker doesn't mean you'll beat it online. even though you can only remember the "online donks" sucking out on you, it's well known that live poker is actually much, much easier to beat. furthermore, in 10 years of recreational live play, you might not have played more than 10,000 hands in your lifetime. this is actually a rather small sample and largely dependent on luck. you may have just ran well. that's the beauty of online poker. you can actually reach "the long run" quickly and, if you're a winning player, you'll win

if i could see the last 5-10 raised pots you've played online, i suspect i could point out several things you did wrong. everyone thinks they can play well. most of them don't have a bloody idea what they're doing and lack understanding of really fundamental concepts


edit: o lolz he's banned now
  #35  
27-03-2008, 3:34 PM