Amusing FT freeroll chat w/beggar yesterday...

I deleted all the hand play, just leaving the hand # info so you could see how long this went on. And when she was done with me, started on thomasfishin, but I flatter myself to say he was less amusing/asmused....

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150715539: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:41:08 ET - 2008/07/09 (partial)
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150740411: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:43:34 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150752175: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:44:47 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?
thomasfishin: go get a job loser
divebich: you mean 'sense'?
collin10cd: yes
collin10cd: divebich have you dollars than??
divebich: dollars AND sense
collin10cd: can i borrow

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150768010: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:46:25 ET - 2008/07/09
divebich: but running a little low on both
collin10cd: ik pay you back,, i promis
thomasfishin: yu have better luck standin out on the street with a sign
collin10cd: can i borrow than????
divebich: but not low enough on sense to transfer you any
collin10cd: how much have you than??
broughty: wat a silly question who would lend money on here you dope
divebich: just $150,228
thomasfishin: get lost you loser
collin10cd: $5 dollars ,, i pay you back
divebich: sure, anyone else?
collin10cd mucks
broughty wins the pot (2,610) with a flush, Jack high
collin10cd stands up

thomasfishin: i only want 1 dollar
divebich: Remember Bernard Getz? I got $5 for each of you.
broughty: plays like that and wants a loan
collin10cd (Observer): divebich can you send me $5 than??
divebich: yeah, would be throwing good money after bad (sigh)
broughty: you wouldnt lend it would you
divebich: why not, it's just a loan - hehehe

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150808355: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:50:32 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich dus i have now $5 from you??
divebich: hey is 4 pair better than 2 pair? [collin was raising in omaha with her 4 prs]
collin10cd (Observer): or not?
divebich: lmao - never give up!
collin10cd (Observer): divebich have you send me $5 OR NOT?
collin10cd (Observer): divebich have you send me $5 ,, or not??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150825008: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:52:11 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich????
divebich: sorry hon
collin10cd (Observer): why don`t you send?
collin10cd (Observer): yuo have enough

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150835360: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:53:13 ET - 2008/07/09
divebich: cuz i think you need a little more practice in the freerolls
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back ,, i promis you
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back
collin10cd (Observer): please

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150849424: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:54:38 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich??
thomasfishin: hey i will loan you money if you leave us alone
collin10cd (Observer): oke
divebich: don't encourage her lol
thomasfishin: not a her it a dude
collin10cd (Observer): nice deal

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150864341: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:56:08 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): send it to collin10cd (hahahaha)
divebich: lol
thomasfishin: how much yu need?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150872842: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:56:59 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): $10
thomasfishin: when will you pay me back?
collin10cd (Observer): or more
thomasfishin: are you a girl or guy?
collin10cd (Observer): have you send it al??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150882560: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:57:57 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin have you send it??
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin have you send dollars to me??
thomasfishin: answer my quetions/
collin10cd (Observer): what is your question??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150903802: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:00:05 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): what is your question
thomasfishin: are you a girl and when will you pay me back
collin10cd (Observer): yes i`am a girl , and i pay you back when i have win a much


Full Tilt Poker Game #7150917735: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 25/50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:01:29 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back
collin10cd (Observer): i promis
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin now good??

lol >_____<
you should've payed the shemale () for english lessons

That is funny, I usually play bodog which does not allow transfers. Are the tables normally like walking through grand central in NY or is this just a strange occurance?

Well, it's happened to me only a couple times, but nowhere near as incessantly pushy as this one. But I posted this elsewhere, and a couple people said it was fairly common. A little ironic though, don't ya think, to see it in a freeroll, where most of the people in it probably have less than $5 in their account anyway. It was fun stringing her along a little. Later I was sorry I didn't tell him/her I transferred the the money, have her keep checking.

Finally! Now I know I should stop checking my account.

lol, your first line was pretty funny, the 'sense' line, made me chuckle

What's even funnier is that she answered 'yes'.

i think that's a big no-no begging or asking for $ on sites. i know i read it somewhere, against regulations?? but i suppose you have to report it.
either way it kept me reading and amused, hard to believe ! someone having the cajones to ask like that???

Yeah, I guess you're supposed to report this kinda thing - so I did. No one is gonna part with their $$$ if they don't wanna, but I can certainly see it being annoying to those who don't like to turn off their chat. But honestly, I just found it hilarious and was having such fun with it.