Amusing FT freeroll chat w/beggar yesterday...

I deleted all the hand play, just leaving the hand # info so you could see how long this went on. And when she was done with me, started on thomasfishin, but I flatter myself to say he was less amusing/asmused....

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150715539: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:41:08 ET - 2008/07/09 (partial)
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150740411: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:43:34 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150752175: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:44:47 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd: HI ALL,,,CAN ANYONE LEND ME...CENTS TO PLAY?
thomasfishin: go get a job loser
divebich: you mean 'sense'?
collin10cd: yes
collin10cd: divebich have you dollars than??
divebich: dollars AND sense
collin10cd: can i borrow

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150768010: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:46:25 ET - 2008/07/09
divebich: but running a little low on both
collin10cd: ik pay you back,, i promis
thomasfishin: yu have better luck standin out on the street with a sign
collin10cd: can i borrow than????
divebich: but not low enough on sense to transfer you any
collin10cd: how much have you than??
broughty: wat a silly question who would lend money on here you dope
divebich: just $150,228
thomasfishin: get lost you loser
collin10cd: $5 dollars ,, i pay you back
divebich: sure, anyone else?
collin10cd mucks
broughty wins the pot (2,610) with a flush, Jack high
collin10cd stands up

thomasfishin: i only want 1 dollar
divebich: Remember Bernard Getz? I got $5 for each of you.
broughty: plays like that and wants a loan
collin10cd (Observer): divebich can you send me $5 than??
divebich: yeah, would be throwing good money after bad (sigh)
broughty: you wouldnt lend it would you
divebich: why not, it's just a loan - hehehe

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150808355: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:50:32 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich dus i have now $5 from you??
divebich: hey is 4 pair better than 2 pair? [collin was raising in omaha with her 4 prs]
collin10cd (Observer): or not?
divebich: lmao - never give up!
collin10cd (Observer): divebich have you send me $5 OR NOT?
collin10cd (Observer): divebich have you send me $5 ,, or not??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150825008: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:52:11 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich????
divebich: sorry hon
collin10cd (Observer): why don`t you send?
collin10cd (Observer): yuo have enough

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150835360: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:53:13 ET - 2008/07/09
divebich: cuz i think you need a little more practice in the freerolls
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back ,, i promis you
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back
collin10cd (Observer): please

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150849424: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:54:38 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): divebich??
thomasfishin: hey i will loan you money if you leave us alone
collin10cd (Observer): oke
divebich: don't encourage her lol
thomasfishin: not a her it a dude
collin10cd (Observer): nice deal

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150864341: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:56:08 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): send it to collin10cd (hahahaha)
divebich: lol
thomasfishin: how much yu need?

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150872842: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:56:59 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): $10
thomasfishin: when will you pay me back?
collin10cd (Observer): or more
thomasfishin: are you a girl or guy?
collin10cd (Observer): have you send it al??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150882560: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 13:57:57 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin have you send it??
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin have you send dollars to me??
thomasfishin: answer my quetions/
collin10cd (Observer): what is your question??

Full Tilt Poker Game #7150903802: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:00:05 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): what is your question
thomasfishin: are you a girl and when will you pay me back
collin10cd (Observer): yes i`am a girl , and i pay you back when i have win a much


Full Tilt Poker Game #7150917735: $100 Freeroll (54260282), Table 64 - 25/50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:01:29 ET - 2008/07/09
collin10cd (Observer): i pay you back
collin10cd (Observer): i promis
collin10cd (Observer): thomasfishin now good??

lol >_____<
you should've payed the shemale () for english lessons

That is funny, I usually play bodog which does not allow transfers. Are the tables normally like walking through grand central in NY or is this just a strange occurance?

Well, it's happened to me only a couple times, but nowhere near as incessantly pushy as this one. But I posted this elsewhere, and a couple people said it was fairly common. A little ironic though, don't ya think, to see it in a freeroll, where most of the people in it probably have less than $5 in their account anyway. It was fun stringing her along a little. Later I was sorry I didn't tell him/her I transferred the the money, have her keep checking.

Finally! Now I know I should stop checking my account.

lol, your first line was pretty funny, the 'sense' line, made me chuckle

What's even funnier is that she answered 'yes'.

i think that's a big no-no begging or asking for $ on sites. i know i read it somewhere, against regulations?? but i suppose you have to report it.
either way it kept me reading and amused, hard to believe ! someone having the cajones to ask like that???

Yeah, I guess you're supposed to report this kinda thing - so I did. No one is gonna part with their $$$ if they don't wanna, but I can certainly see it being annoying to those who don't like to turn off their chat. But honestly, I just found it hilarious and was having such fun with it.

money..., passwords..., i usually just turn off the chat in cases like this...
But begging 4 $$ in a freeroll is pretty smart...
nice line with the "sense"....
GL
aC

LOL @ this! Definitely an overhead joke.

It is against the rules on all the sites I know of, and reporting it is best.

In most games on Stars you can even call a moderator to the table and they will terminate the observer's begging.

now THAT"S entertainment. You should have not only told it that you transfered the money already, when they said it wasn't there you should have "sent it" again. When they didn't get it the 2nd time get all frustrated and tell them to report that they didn't get their transfer to FT. The "send it" again.

LMAO, thanks DB, very nice

Who cares. Stop wasting you life posting non sense. Play poker and stop being a drama queen.

The title stated exactly what it was/is. If you don't want to read about a funny chat, don't click the link.

No 'drama' here, just an amusing chat - as stated.

However, the "non sense" comment is almost as funny ...

lol ever seen a pro begging? cause i saw it the other day
david benyamine was asking everyone at his table to ship him 100k, and he already had a 100k stack at the table.
durrr rejected, gus rejected, and someone else did, then antonius came and shipped him it :P

Dive - thanks for sharing - I needed a good laugh today!!!

Brian - how rude! It's like a poker channel on tv or the internet, if you don't like the commercial breaks, don't watch them!

Spranger - this is news to me. I don't know why I'm shocked by this, I guess it just didn't occur to me that pros would do that. I have a certain image in mind about pros and especially their br management (I now realize it's a naive image) and just never pictured them doing that. (Guess I better get that image out of my mind of Daniel Negreanu being naughty, oops, wrong forum for that, hehe ).

Come to think of it, didn't Matusow go broke after his wsop win? I guess I figured he readjusted his play and grinded back up again, maybe not, maybe he begged from other pros?

thanks for the laugh. when i'm not busy i like to watch some of the pros play at tilt and enjoy the chat going on also. the begging and other stuff always makes me laugh. divebitch i noticed you were from philly like me, which part if you don't mind me asking. i'm from roxborough.

Holy crap!! Stop being an azzhole.

fyp.

I should have!! Gosh, to be a fly on her computer as her checked frantically for the transfer.

The 'Great NE', or so they say. The Blvd (Rte 1) & Welsh Rd. Used to go to Roxborough (or 'Roxbury' as I like to call it, just to get folk to keep correcting me ) to get my haircut, Ridge Ave.

Kind of a New York joke too. For those that don't know, Bernard Getz was accosted by 4 punks on a NYC subway. They surrounded him and 'asked' him for $5 - at which point Bernie pulled out a gun a started shooting them. Don't think any of them died. Since he was cornered and threatened, it was deemed 'self-defense' in court, and he was rightfully acquitted.

P.S. Ooooooooooh, post #1111 - yipdeedoo. Thanks Clint for digging this up.