Am I the luckiest man in the world?

robwhufc

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I received an email from Paradise Poker saying they have put money into thousands of players accounts, and some lucky players could have as much as $5,000. I looked in my account and (I can hardly believe it)...

I've got the maximum $5,000!

All i've got to do to clear it all in 30 days (need to play 100 hands with a rake of $1 or more (a pot of $20 generates $1 rake) for every $5 cleared), is play 100,000 hands. Assuming I can 4 table and play 2/4 for 50 hands an hour on each table, i'll only need to play 16 1/3 hours a day for the next 30 days! (although of course, not all of the hands will generate sufficent rake :().

Alternatively I can pay $100,000 in tournament entry fees in the next 30 days. Anyone lend me a million dollars?
 
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LMAO, after reading this I logged on to paradise and they gave me the same amount LOL. Ain't worth squat to us U.S. players but hey I hope someone from here tries it out and wins:D
 
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How about Lira ?:p
 
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If you 8-table you only need to play for 8 hours a day!

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Rob, I'd say you more than deserve it, what with all you've been going through. Looks like the Good Man Upstairs likes ya. ;)

Congrats! I'm a very happy for you! :congrats:
 
Dorkus Malorkus

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Rob, I'd say you more than deserve it, what with all you've been going through. Looks like the Good Man Upstairs likes ya. ;)

Congrats! I'm a very happy for you! :congrats:

Did you read the whole OP or is this like second level sarcasm? :p

Edit: Oh wait, the ";)" gave it away. ^^
 
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I've got the same. No chance of clearing $5k's worth though.
 
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Did you read the whole OP or is this like second level sarcasm? :p

Edit: Oh wait, the ";)" gave it away. ^^
Um. :p Yeah, no, guess I missed that part. :eek: :eek: :eek: Was so excited for him I went blind. :D

Guess I need to change my name to Dorkus. LOLLLL
 
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They've put nothing on mine account not even a little bit :( . But that's oke don't play that much at Paradise!
 
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