Am I the luckiest man in the world?

I received an email from Paradise Poker saying they have put money into thousands of players accounts, and some lucky players could have as much as $5,000. I looked in my account and (I can hardly believe it)...

I've got the maximum $5,000!

All i've got to do to clear it all in 30 days (need to play 100 hands with a rake of $1 or more (a pot of $20 generates $1 rake) for every $5 cleared), is play 100,000 hands. Assuming I can 4 table and play 2/4 for 50 hands an hour on each table, i'll only need to play 16 1/3 hours a day for the next 30 days! (although of course, not all of the hands will generate sufficent rake ).

Alternatively I can pay $100,000 in tournament entry fees in the next 30 days. Anyone lend me a million dollars?

LMAO, after reading this I logged on to paradise and they gave me the same amount LOL. Ain't worth squat to us U.S. players but hey I hope someone from here tries it out and wins

I would, but you wouldn't like the interest rates.

How about Lira ?

If you 8-table you only need to play for 8 hours a day!

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OMG GRATS 2 U!

Rob, I'd say you more than deserve it, what with all you've been going through. Looks like the Good Man Upstairs likes ya.

Congrats! I'm a very happy for you!

Did you read the whole OP or is this like second level sarcasm?

Edit: Oh wait, the "" gave it away. ^^

I've got the same. No chance of clearing $5k's worth though.

Um. Yeah, no, guess I missed that part. Was so excited for him I went blind.

Guess I need to change my name to Dorkus. LOLLLL

jees.

'the long con' redefined.

They've put nothing on mine account not even a little bit . But that's oke don't play that much at Paradise!