Absolute riot

#1 19th March 2009, 10:06 PM

This is one hell of a video, and this dude is to funny. I don't know if he's for real, if this is play chips SNG's on Stars, just watch, it's 3 parts, but damn, lol

YouTube - Aggressive Sit and Go Poker Stars Online Poker Strategy Part 1 Of 3

#2 19th March 2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diemos

Its play chips!

How can you tell?

#3 20th March 2009, 1:33 AM

That is definitely not play chips. Play SnGs do not have $ in front of the amounts. I certainly hope this is fake. If not, there is hope for me yet!!

#4 20th March 2009, 4:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juniorsdaddy

That is definitely not play chips. Play SnGs do not have $ in front of the amounts. I certainly hope this is fake. If not, there is hope for me yet!!

I seriously can't comprehend his thought process at all

#5 20th March 2009, 11:34 AM

"Idiot calls with 9-10, other guy calls with ONE pair...Aces" lol
These videos are good laughs.

#6 21st March 2009, 2:31 PM

Some might say I'm overbetting my J4, but if I hit my jack, I double up. He hits 10s full, he's a lucky sonuvabitch.

#7 21st March 2009, 2:43 PM

lol ... i cried when watching DDd

#8 21st March 2009, 3:00 PM

Phil Hellmuth on steroids.

Every hand he plays is perfect, every opponent is the donkey.

#9 21st March 2009, 7:56 PM

He said the other donkey called One pair...of aces. LOL

#10 22nd March 2009, 5:59 PM

omg, agressive style,......joke.....
a donk maybe
lol

#11 22nd March 2009, 7:50 PM

lol this is so funny. that hand with the king and aces went so perfect!

#12 22nd March 2009, 8:02 PM

If my eyes aren't deceiving me, it seems like the guy is BeerSlammer. He must have made the video as a joke, cause if you sharkscope him, he isn't doing too bad. In fact, here is what he did yesterday:

149767075 21-Mar-09 21:52 NL Holdem

$113/180$223.62
149563634 21-Mar-09 02:07 NL Holdem

$114/180$146.40
149557188 21-Mar-09 01:38 NL Holdem

$113/180$223.62

#13 22nd March 2009, 8:23 PM

Very funny, one thing I know for sure is that I don't fall into the 43% bracket, not when playing poker anyway.

#14 22nd March 2009, 8:58 PM

"43% of online poker plays masturbate while at the table" lol

#15 24th March 2009, 10:41 PM

That was too funny, all three of them, but I now have a new strategy. Can't wait to try it!!!

#16 26th April 2009, 8:03 PM

Rofl!

My favorite part is when he says im consistent, aggressive and im a rock.

hahahaha!

#17 19th May 2009, 10:59 PM

What is the thought process?

#18 19th May 2009, 11:29 PM

OMG I don't know how I missed those, Priceless!

#19 20th May 2009, 12:51 AM

This is awesome.
Reminds me of some micro limit sngs I have played in the past.
Good stuff,Great find.

#20 20th May 2009, 1:02 AM

lmao
great video, thanks for the laughs
another great video to watch for many laughs is how to play
JJ on youtube.
possibly the best pokervideo i have ever seen in my life

#21 20th May 2009, 1:23 AM

"I've taken the guess work out of the game" HAHA This guy calls with a pair of 10's. The donkey gets lucky and beats us. Priceless. "Yeah it's been a bad run, I've lost 49 in a row". Thanks for the laugh.

#22 20th May 2009, 1:48 AM

I like to play the SNGs as fast as possible... priceless! Quality, not quantity. This guy is great. Loved his pocket Jacks video.

#23 22nd May 2009, 6:02 AM

The text box where he says I floped three of a kind and these donk asses called with pocket aces and 9 10 is halarious. Acting like the flop was what he had as his hole cards. Freaking halarious. Its obvious though that hes either not that bad or he has a shit load of money to throw away because if you look closely the guy has three stars.

This reminds me of the of the "Manhunt" guy from Full Tilt a few weeks ago in the heads up match. Still havent found him yet.

#24 22nd May 2009, 6:11 AM

Beerslammer? I thought he was Beefjammer cant really see the print. He's a Goldstar so he def pays some rake I love this guy tho some classic one liners Very funny. WD.

#25 25th May 2009, 8:25 PM

Just watched the video again. Even better the second time.

I am thinking that this is some sort of prop bet. It awesome how it shows not only how he can play crazy, but how others can play crazy in response.

#26 27th May 2009, 10:25 PM

That reminds me of the videos from that water boat guy, it was in a thread a few pages down.

http://www.youtube.com/user/gder01?blend=1

#27 29th May 2009, 2:25 PM

According to SharkScope, BeerSlammer has $7,242 in profit.

So you should all play like he plays in the video.

#28 29th May 2009, 4:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damon789

Beerslammer? I thought he was Beefjammer cant really see the print. He's a Goldstar so he def pays some rake I love this guy tho some classic one liners Very funny. WD.

Obv this guy is doing this as a gag, but thank god that there are drunken ,tiltly

noobs with pipedreams of being the next Doyle Brunson. They make low

limit stngos so profitable ,wd beefeater. I salute you, and everything you

represent! keep fighting the good fight champ!

#29 29th May 2009, 5:47 PM

What thought process is going allin with whatever you get the 1st hand and lose.....wheres these guys when i play?....and it really is better the 2nd time you watch it,lol..

#30 31st May 2009, 1:25 PM

You can tell its a joke when he keeps laughing and blames it on "something funny on tv" made me laugh though.

#31 24th August 2009, 6:48 PM

He's starting to question the Integrity of PokerStars. LOL

He just cant figure out how he's losing with J4.

This is what a real Poker Pro calls "JOB SECURITY".

#32 25th August 2009, 3:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirHockeyPuck

"Idiot calls with 9-10, other guy calls with ONE pair...Aces" lol
These videos are good laughs.

Lol that part was so funny, how can exist this kind of player, I hate the first hands all in. I think he is one of those retards. Funny video

#33 25th August 2009, 3:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtrigemino

Lol that part was so funny, how can exist this kind of player, I hate the first hands all in. I think he is one of those retards. Funny video

He is making these as a joke, you can hear him a couple times trying not to laugh as he makes his comments. Irl he plays at much higher stakes and does quite well.
My favorite is the 1.15 double or nothing sng. His chat at the table is hysterical.
YouTube - $1.15 Poker Stars Sit and Go part 2 of 2

#34 27th August 2009, 1:18 AM

lmao, u shud warn ppl not to be drinking or eating while watching this video!!

#35 29th August 2009, 3:25 AM

"taking the decision making out of the game" to make it easier .....

I don't know. I think he might have something here .......

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