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  Poker - At Loss For Words
 
  #1  
23-01-2007, 5:54 PM
F Paulsson
Monsieur Chateaux
 
Location: Linköping, Sweden
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At Loss For Words

This is comedy genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkIdBWY2iNg
 

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  #2  
23-01-2007, 6:06 PM
Welly
yes, poker is ribbed
 
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lol......great dead-pan comedy
  #3  
23-01-2007, 6:12 PM
Dorkus Malorkus
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53o "We have a straight draw", loooooool
  #4  
23-01-2007, 6:30 PM
Schatzdog
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Pretty good. A2 vs AJ vs 99 "I'm actually favourite here because I have an ace"
  #5  
23-01-2007, 8:08 PM
ChuckTs
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That just made my day TY FP
  #6  
23-01-2007, 9:45 PM
combuboom
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Hahaha, hilarious
  #7  
23-01-2007, 9:52 PM
gord962
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I prefer 49 vs A9 for the straight possibilities. LMAO
  #8  
23-01-2007, 9:58 PM
_MavsFan_
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jdubb...what kinda name is that....lol ....very good
  #9  
23-01-2007, 11:35 PM
Shoestringx
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Only in my dreams would someone like this sit at my table, lol. That was pretty funny.
My favorite at the end is when he gets an almost straight
  #10  
24-01-2007, 12:57 AM
t1riel
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LOL!

Favorite Moment #1: "He probably has K, 7 unsuited which is a horrible hand to call."

(next hand)

"I got K, 7 unsuited, that's a good hand actually."

Favorite Moment #2: (preflop with 2, 6 suited)

"Ok, I got a flush draw here."



Never play online poker when your stoned.
  #11  
24-01-2007, 1:00 AM
pokerrqueenn
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that was hysterical. this guy makes me look like a pro.lol. worth the half hour it took me to watch with my dial up hell.
  #12  
24-01-2007, 1:17 AM
stormswa
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lol

funny thing is I planned on doing a video exactly like this he beat me to it, that was great.
  #13  
24-01-2007, 1:41 AM
Bombjack
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I like the comments people have left.
Quote:
how dumb can u be !? .. lol.. calling moron to everyone .. and ur the main moron!! ASS H***
Quote:
"K7....what a donk"

"K7....this is actually a good hand"

Tard
  #14  
24-01-2007, 8:34 AM
joosebuck
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amazing post to have as your 1337th, fpaul
  #15  
24-01-2007, 8:55 AM
F Paulsson
Monsieur Chateaux
 
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Ack, and now I've posted more and ruined it!
  #16  
24-01-2007, 9:00 AM
joosebuck
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i still love you
  #17  
24-01-2007, 9:13 AM
F Paulsson
Monsieur Chateaux
 
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I feel so special.
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  #18  
24-01-2007, 11:48 AM
dakota-xx
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well - that just woke me up lol.
  #19  
24-01-2007, 12:20 PM
beardyian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F Paulsson View Post
I feel so special.
Ahhhh so sweet


Great start '6-2 diamonds' = flush draw

great find there FP
  #20  
24-01-2007, 12:41 PM
Richard7787
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lol that guy sucks

"he said Ha, but what kind of name is Jdubb" lol

"he's gonna call like a donk" lol as he says Reraising with 26 suited LOL

"K7....what a donk"

"K7....this is actually a good hand"

Tard
  #21  
24-01-2007, 1:48 PM
pokerrqueenn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F Paulsson View Post
I feel so special.
lol. that picture actually hurt my eyes.lol
  #22  
24-01-2007, 5:35 PM
pokernut
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That could be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. My favorite:

"I prefer to have lower cards. Everyone knows that winning with lower cards is much better then winning with higher cards."

A close second:

After jdubb types why would you call with that, he replies with "lolol like k7 lucky." and then says "he thinks he's good but he was just lucky to get dealt K7 preflop"

Hilarious.
  #23  
24-01-2007, 8:49 PM
joosebuck
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lol i hope you guys dont think he is being serious :-)
  #24  
24-01-2007, 8:50 PM
pokerrqueenn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by joosebuck View Post
lol i hope you guys dont think he is being serious :-)
aww no need to be shy about it. we pride ourselves on an open forum..
  #25  
24-01-2007, 8:56 PM
F Paulsson
Monsieur Chateaux
 
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I'm not sure which is worse; that Joose denies being my loverboy, or that this particular thread is the post I've gotten the most rep for in the last three months.
  #26  
24-01-2007, 9:07 PM
pokerrqueenn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F Paulsson View Post
I'm not sure which is worse; that Joose denies being my loverboy, or that this particular thread is the post I've gotten the most rep for in the last three months.
now that is funny.
  #27  
24-01-2007, 9:51 PM
cacain119
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"im gonna go find me some more newbs" lmao
  #28  
25-01-2007, 8:51 AM
joosebuck
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no i meant the author of that youtube link.

i am most definetly your lover
  #29  
25-01-2007, 9:24 AM
titans4ever
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flush draw! How did he miss the straight draws? That hand is a meal ticket waiting to be punched. Just have to figure out if I should punch him or the ticket first?

I love that he showed his top pair hand. "I would rather have 94 that A9" LOL. I want him at my home game.
  #30  
26-01-2007, 1:49 AM
cacain119
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K -- if you all look at the other 2 videos of this guy.. He's actually joking on that video.. He's making fun of poker players and the lingo we use, basically... How could you all miss this. Don't get so bent out of shape..
  #31  
26-01-2007, 2:12 AM
Welly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cacain119 View Post
How could you all miss this. Don't get so bent out of shape..
Ummmm...we didnt...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Welly View Post
lol......great dead-pan comedy
  #32  
28-01-2007, 2:26 AM
Juice300x3
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That guy should play as Yoda

We should all bow to his prowess to last 7 minutes with that!!!
  #33  
28-01-2007, 3:03 AM
cacain119
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Welly View Post
Ummmm...we didnt...
You were the only one I saw that got it. Everyone else was talking about how stupid he was.
  #34  
28-01-2007, 7:17 AM
ychennay
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Quote:
I don't even know why I folded a Q there... wasn't paying attention.
Hahaha.

If you watch his other videos he has some other gems of knowledge like, "I like to use smiley faces to taunt my opponents".

Last edited by ychennay : 28-01-2007 at 7:45 AM.
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