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  Poker - Cure to impatience
 
  #1  
31-08-2006, 3:57 AM
Alon Ipser
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Cure to impatience

I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out.
 

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  #2  
31-08-2006, 4:24 AM
Jack Daniels
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I occassionally have the same problem. I hear morphine works well too.
  #3  
31-08-2006, 4:25 AM
twizzybop
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Hell I drink a full bottle of Nyquil and when I come to.. Ta-da! I have a hand and then play it!.. take another bottle while waiting once again for a premium hand.
  #4  
31-08-2006, 4:31 AM
Jack Daniels
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I hear Tenbob has a similar strategy in freerolls...no wait, that involves playing the hands while he is unconscious. Never mind, I got confused. LOL.

Just kidding Tenbob.
  #5  
31-08-2006, 4:51 AM
joosebuck
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i have a nice stash of vicodin from when i broke my foot & didn't take any.
  #6  
31-08-2006, 5:15 AM
Kenzie 96
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Oh impAtience, never mind.
  #7  
31-08-2006, 5:19 AM
ChuckTs
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LMAO...those are the types of secrets you keep to yourself, kenz



LOL
  #8  
31-08-2006, 3:10 PM
t1riel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alon Ipser
I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out.
That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.
  #9  
02-09-2006, 7:24 AM
Threesixes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by t1riel
That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.
Me too.
  #10  
02-09-2006, 7:43 AM
Jack Daniels
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Quote:
Originally Posted by t1riel
That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.
You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.
  #11  
03-09-2006, 4:55 PM
RiverNoHelp
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.

LMFAO!..JD you are a nut..I've decided that you are like Mike Matusow on this board..Some people love you, some people not so much..As for me, I think you are absolutely hilarious while at the same time bringing valuable information to the table..Keep it up dog!
  #12  
04-09-2006, 12:00 AM
shinedown.45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.
Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol
  #13  
04-09-2006, 12:41 AM
shinedown.45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shinedown.45
Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol
seriuosly though, I browse and post here while playing to cure impatience, and it works fine for me.
That's what I'm doing at this very moment.
  #14  
05-09-2006, 8:43 AM
juiceeQ
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SERENITY NOW!!!!

Worked for this guy, right?
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  #15  
05-09-2006, 1:00 PM
beardyian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shinedown.45
Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol
Surely thats animal cruelty
  #16  
05-09-2006, 1:06 PM
shinedown.45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beardyian
Surely thats animal cruelty
That's naasty.......
  #17  
06-09-2006, 8:20 AM
Jack Daniels
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beardyian
Surely thats animal cruelty
No, it's okay as long as he doesn't explode.
  #18  
06-09-2006, 10:42 AM
F Paulsson
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Location: Linköping, Sweden
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Daniels
You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.
The difference being that you usually fold shortly after going all-in, as opposed to poker.
 

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