Cure to impatience

#1 31st August 2006, 3:57 AM

I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out.

#2 31st August 2006, 4:24 AM

I occassionally have the same problem. I hear morphine works well too.

#3 31st August 2006, 4:25 AM

Hell I drink a full bottle of Nyquil and when I come to.. Ta-da! I have a hand and then play it!.. take another bottle while waiting once again for a premium hand.

#4 31st August 2006, 4:31 AM

I hear Tenbob has a similar strategy in freerolls...no wait, that involves playing the hands while he is unconscious. Never mind, I got confused. LOL.

Just kidding Tenbob.

#5 31st August 2006, 4:51 AM

i have a nice stash of vicodin from when i broke my foot & didn't take any.

#6 31st August 2006, 5:15 AM

Oh impAtience, never mind.

#7 31st August 2006, 5:19 AM

LMAO...those are the types of secrets you keep to yourself, kenz

LOL

#8 31st August 2006, 3:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alon Ipser

I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out.

That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.

#9 2nd September 2006, 7:24 AM

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Originally Posted by t1riel

That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.

Me too.

#10 2nd September 2006, 7:43 AM

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Originally Posted by t1riel

That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.

You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.

#11 3rd September 2006, 4:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.

LMFAO!..JD you are a nut..I've decided that you are like Mike Matusow on this board..Some people love you, some people not so much..As for me, I think you are absolutely hilarious while at the same time bringing valuable information to the table..Keep it up dog!

#12 4th September 2006, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.

Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol

#13 4th September 2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by shinedown.45

Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol

seriuosly though, I browse and post here while playing to cure impatience, and it works fine for me.
That's what I'm doing at this very moment

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#14 5th September 2006, 8:43 AM

SERENITY NOW!!!!

Worked for this guy, right?

#15 5th September 2006, 1:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shinedown.45

Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol

Surely thats animal cruelty

#16 5th September 2006, 1:06 PM

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Originally Posted by beardyian

Surely thats animal cruelty

That's naasty.......

#17 6th September 2006, 8:20 AM

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Originally Posted by beardyian

Surely thats animal cruelty

No, it's okay as long as he doesn't explode.

#18 6th September 2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand.

The difference being that you usually fold shortly after going all-in, as opposed to poker.

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