* April Asperger Apricot Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Serious Poker Content Chat Thread*

So the last few months have been like a zoo and that is because of me, I apologize for that. We need to get back on track and get to the true purpose of what this thread should be, poker content. While we do not want this to be a place where all strategy posts go, we atleast need it to have some semblance of value to the forum. Thus I suggest we shy away from what we have been doing these past few months and take a more serious, more poker oriented approach. I think this thread will do well getting back on track and at least seeing more hands and discussion even if it is about being 200 BI below EV.

With that said, we obviously need some ground rules that I cannot enforce but hopefully there is a consensus by all of us to atleast try and follow.

1) Lets keep the spam to a minimal, this kind of quadruple posting just to get a 'record' is obviously going to take us no where, lets just try to get some quality and ofcourse, quality > quantity.

2) May the majority of the conversation taking place be poker related. While we cannot stop people from going off on a tangent atleast let the poker out shine everything else. I expect we will end up talking about random stuff but in the end we get back to poker in the end, we will be fine.

3) Youtube videos need to be kept to a minimum, this is aimed at everyone. While you may think something is funny, it probably is not to anybody else but you. Let us try and keep the random videos to a minimum. Granted you can still post videos like the bully beatdown or charlie sheen kinda thing but those kinds of moments are rare gems in a pool of rhydon diarrhea.

4) Let us all win a bunch of money in April, play a lot of poker, make a lot of friends, have sex and be happy.

Yes it is not even the last day in March but I really wanted to make this post

U go from being the class clown to wanting to be the mayor? I call bullshit. Subscribing.

April is going to be a winner.
Is this going to take the place of a cash game thread?

It is the cash game chat thread, just hopefully a more serious approach

wtf is this, we still have march 31st to go yet!

marginal wanted to be the one to start the thread so he made it a few days early so noone could beat him to it ldo

Oh can we change the title to something that doesnt take a hour to read please? lol

Well, it says serious poker content....maybe you should edit it to serious cash game poker content?

oh and in b4 change of title!

Agreed no more spamming like march that was unbearable ffs.

Are we really going to nit pick about that? Common guys, I have more faith in you than that. Also you guys are failing to see the genius in the title

Lol no, it is an awesome title, but some ppl who just hit recent posts will see it, and not realize it is in the cash section and start littering it with other poker content. I was merely suggesting adding the word cash, but it is brilliant either way.....

Pooffy, what I was trying to say and which is exhibited by the lack of 3 pokerstars on each side of the title, I ran out of room in the title bar

nit pick about wat?

I love how a super cereal thread about cash games can have auto erotic asphyxiation in the title

Let make next Septembers chat thread

Whatever yes, Whats the point in posting on this site anymore.

Subscribing. More poker, less spam. Hear hear.

i'm sorry that my spamming got out of control in the other thread but i no longer will be participating in any spamming activities. From now on my posts are all about poker

Locking this thread until at least this time tomorrow.

Will reopen then.

Yea - another repeat of last month and you guys get relegated to a more approrpriate forum.

You're referring to the deleted forum right???

Either that or the bad quality posting forum.

It's open!

subscribing and good luck in april everyone!

Hell yes, I'm in. Let's make this one a good un haha.

Bankroll at $25, hopefully keep crushing 2nl (won about 15 buyins in the 5 or so days since PC sent me $15, sent him back $20) and move up to 5nl sharpish. Hoping to play more but it's difficult with 6 tables as I do about 500 hands an hour and even if I play like 4 hours everyday I won't be putting in massive, just decent volume.

Gonna play a late night session now though. Go go go!

first full month of 6max and looking to put some good volume in it. No more spamming and all posts are to be poker related. Good luck to everybody

I don't think they need to be all poker related just no spam imo. Posting about RL is cool imo.

chippy you got skype? im back down to 5nl now too, we should set something up

and i apologize for the drunken trolling last night in march thread (though it looked standard in that thread)

goals: get to 500$ br and 25nl hopefully there after

edit: you too tyler, since were all at the same stakes/style here

just subscribin' for the serious pokah...............
GL in April everyone at the tables, lets all take down some big mtts

sup bro.

lol down 15 Bi's in under 24 hours

I really should walk away from the comp

edit: make that 17

Dude STOP!!!

Tomorrow you'll play better but you need to stop right now.

subscribed

My goal is to be playing 10nl by the end of the month.

GL all.

Good start to April

New Micros vid

lmao Angry Birds 4Rollz? I'd download that.

april shall be better than march, hoping for good things. gl all