what is the worst thing you have done after suffering a costly brutal bad beat?

what is the worst thing you have done after suffering a costly brutal bad beat?

for me, i won a ticket into wingows $100K monthly tournament by winning a freeroll that awards top 3 entry to the main 100K event. anyways the top 80 payed, 80th place was $375 (or it might have been $350 dont remember exactly). out of 450 players i was in the top 5 for the first 3 hours, anyways we were done to 82 players and tables were going hand-for-hand, i was in fifth place in the tourny, i get pocket aces, i raise the pot after the bb and get reraised all in by someone who has 65% of my chips, i insta-call, he turns over A-K NOT SUITED, he hits running clubs on turn and river, i am furious and angry, very next hand I get pocket queens, after the small blind and AK person calls me (i am bb), i raise the pot and get reraised by the the AK person allin, sb folds, and i call with little hesitation, AK person shows JJ. Flop comes QK8 and i was feeling really good, friggin turn was 9 and river was 10 and i was eliminated in 81 place. I felt like shit and wanted to beat the crap out of the AK guy. I was outraged and somehow without thinking I threw my mouse at my computer screen, my screen was cracked immediately and i ended up dumping a $200 19 inch monitor, from that day i never touched wingows poker.

anyone else willing to share their horrible story, feel free

one time I recieved a bad beat along with a long session of bad play. I bubbled about 5 SNGs in a row, so I decided to chuck some poker chips at the wall and some went out the window. I was playing with the chips and they were there, in my hand, waiting to be thrown somewhere. I believe I banned myself from online poker for about a week after that.

I threw my baseball cap at the wall. The clasp at the back that held the adjustable strap flew off and I didn't find it for a couple of days. The next day my shoulder hurt from the strain of whipping my hat at the wall.

When I was 18 I took a horrible beat to some kid that was already well off and a total DB, and he just kept rubbing it in so I ended up choking him out. Turns out he was like 15, and his big bro who was a pretty bad character around his parts was pretty upset about it, and decided to try to jump me at a get together that consisted of mainly my friends. I got lucky that my friends were there and nothing happened, but over the next 2 weeks things escalated until a gun was pulled, and soon after I found the kid and squashed everything. But really it was not worth doing that to him, someone could have died over something that dumb.

I punched my laptop screen and the LCDs broke, had to hook it up to a monitor. Ended up eventually buying a new laptop. I've also punched many holes in my wall, but now I've learned to control anger while playing.

Somebody could've died because of a bad beat. Now that's intense.

Wow, maybe you shouldn't be playing with 15 years olf total douchebags whose brother might pull a gun on you ? DUCY ?

One time, after my Aces got cracked, I walked up to an old lady that was wanting to cross the street and when she asked me to help her I pushed her in the ditch instead...

Not really, I just get frustrated and red in the face. Sometimes I yell. Never broke anything.

I beat the crap out of Lee Jone's Low limit hold em book. Almost a year ago when I was a begginer donk, I donated a grand of my college loan in one night on Ultimate Bet. , and grabbed the book and just slammed it on the ground a few times, at the wall once, then probably threw it in the trash, with some of the pages barely hanging on. I grabbed it out later on when I was no longer steaming. Then fast forward to a few months ago, I bubbled in an expensive PLO rebuy at the very last spot before the money due to shortstacks outdrawing me and outliving me. I had already suffered some bad beats that night, so I regrabbed the taped up Low limit book and slammed it on the ground until it wuz nothing but a bunch of pages. Now, it's in a landfill somewhere for good. But, I don't steam as much now anymore, after maturing as a serious player, I've come to accept the losses as a normal part of poker, plus I win more consistently
I'd never be so tilted as to ruin my computer, mouse, or 19" lcd, which cost me 300$ a few years back.

One time after I suffered a beat I typed in"You stink you poopybag dumbhead",then I proceded with"gosh darn you stupid dingleberry".

After that I calmed down and had a cherry lollipop to sooth my pain.

Everyone is probably too embarassed to tell the real stories

Plain vanilla yogurt here, I just do the "$%$^$%$#%" rinse and repeat a few times.

a few days ago i got beaten by this one guy who sucked out on me more than once when he had less than 20 or 10% to win, so i picked up the chair i was sitting on and smashed it on the ground.

I killed a man in Modesto, California after he called my all in move with his A4 off suit against my pocket aces and a flop of A J 5 rainbow. Needless to say he turned and rivered a straight.

(kidding,btw) in case any of you feel like heroes.

played blackjack.

I had this watch that had something wrong with the latch on the wrist. If I clapped my hands, or bumped my arm, the thing would unhinge. It got really annoying; then one time some 2-outer hit and I slapped my hands together and the thing opened up and slid up my arm. I had had enough, took it off and threw it to the ground and it ended up in many pieces.

Dealt queens, flop comes up A-rag-Q. villian goes all in, I call. He flips over aces. Turn is the last queen, river comes up case ace.

Threw my wireless mouse across the living room, cracked the picture window.

Built up a nice little BR from Freerolls $46 and change ... had a very bad beat, and went into Poker Suicide Mode thinking that it would be best for my health and family if I had a zero BR and w/couldn't play Poker online again.

Now I'm still playing... but with a drastically reduced BR, $46 to less than $1 in an hour or so of sheer madness on my part.

WOW...that is brutal.nothing close to that just a little swearing followed by some time off from the game

that's funny man....lol

Losing my bankroll

i ripped my shirt right of my own back then sewed it back together...


Tru Story.......







No seriosly, the shirt was yellow! HA

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You,
I needed a laugh, you both cracked me up

ate a whole carrot cake..

one time i pee'd my pants and forgot who i was for about a week.

Similar to the first post, I bubbled in a big tourney after two consecutive bad beats to the same player. I had aces, flopped a boat, aces full of fives. the other guy had j/5 and went all-in. turn comes jack so he hits his boat, but mine's obviously bigger, then he hits the case 5 on the river.

next hand i have j/9 as the big blind, i flop a set of nines and a baby, he raises big so i move in on him, he turns over K/7 off suit. he's got no straight draw and no flush draw, only hope is running kings. of course, turn and river are kings so his kings full of nines beats my nines full of kings.board was 929kk. right then my wife came up and said "what place are you in now hunny?" to which i replied "shut up b*!&%!" without thinking.

haven't been laid since.

just having a laugh. the bad beats were true tho

haven't been laid since.

You were getting laid being married? Dang!!!

I need to let my wife read these. She thinks my ranting and rafeing is outta line. The only thing i do is scream at the top of my lungs till it scares my 8 yr old. lol

People people people - chill out ok

About 4-5 years ago when US players could still play at pokerroom.com they had these $50,000 guarantee $2 buy in donkarama's to attract new players...well I was deep and ended up bubbling having my AA with a flop of A-7-10 crushed by a guy called my all-in holding K-7 (still makes me pained thinking about it lol) anyways you guessed it turn and river runnered up walking sticks ---77. Anyways my girlfriend at the time had given me a signed copy of holdem for advanced players and it was on my desk open face down and when I looked down and saw that picture of Sklansky (you know the one) I calmly picked up the book took it out back where I target shoot and shot the shit out of ole advanced holdem (emptied a full clip). I've matured since then and now I only push old ladies into ditches.......hehe jk about the biddy...........sklansky story is true though.

Peace

All I ever do is slam my fist down on my desk, I'll probably end up breaking my hand one day if I ever lose enough money

i have no humility so i ll just come out with it

got drunk and purposely wrecked my truck for the insurance money

there i said it
i m a fraud





PS anything i say on here might not be true

Damn Bob........lol

dang you guys have some weird stories, i wonder which ones are really true

i ate the universe