**This seemed relevant to the discussion
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil
asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow
ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in
parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot
down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from
Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are
and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from
and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do
but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens.
they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know?
Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."