First Royal Flush

I just got a royal flush for the first time Only to have rockets on the next hand, have 2 go all in preflop, and have it busted by a flush on the river

Had Aces again, had a guy go in with K10 preflop, and sucked out a damned straight. Then had a guy suck out another straight all in when I flopped three of a kind. Jesus, how many beats can a guy take in one SnG? Is the RF supposed to even things out? My room looks like a storm just came through and there is now a hole in my closet door. It was one of those 300 pt sattelites for the jersey day promotion on FT. I actually want one of those jerseys, lol. Oh well, I had forgotten how people play when they have nothing at stake. A note to all of you freerollers, once you play some buy-in games, you won't ever want to play another public or promotional freeroll. There is too much luck involved, and that to me is not poker.

Ahhh, I see you have been a victim of FSS (Freroll Suckout Syndrome). A condition that affects only poker players who get their chips in the middle with the odds in their favor, only to be crushed by an opponent who has no business being in the hand in the first place. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: brief spells of Tourette's Syndrome (uncontrollable outbursts of foul language), elevated blood-pressure, headache, nausea, vomiting, and hives.
If you experience any of the above, stop playing freerolls immediately and open up a 2/4 limit table. If the symptoms persist or worsen, log on to your home poker forum and start a thread in order to vent about your case of FSS.

As you can see, I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you on that last part. Tourette's syndrome, eh? That's what it's called. Hmm, learn something new everyday.

That's what its called, but I was too lazy to look up the proper spelling, so that part might be wrong.