Craziest SnG I've ever played

So this morning I played in a $20 SnG, 9 players. Played pretty well and got to heads up with another player in a very long battle, meaning the blinds were already quite high. So eventually the blinds are 600 and 1200 and we're almost even in chips with approximately 6750 each, although I had a little bit more. Well I hit two pair on the flop, he bets it, I push, he calls, and I see that he has top pair. Cash it, baby. ...Until he RIVERS me with a two pair of his own, his being better. I cringe, because it's been a while since I've won one of these things.

I'm in near anguish at this point, and we say "gg", although I realize that I've got 460 chips left, to his 13,040. I have less than the blinds so I'm automatically all-in with a Q5. He shows KK. Flop is KJ7. So much for that miracle. Turn is a 9. River is a 10. Well I'll be damned, I hit a gutshot straight and doubled up. We both "lol" to that. Next hand, 64 offsuit, I'm automatically all-in again. I pair my 4 and double again. A4 and I'm still barely over the blinds so I actually push on my own this time, and I win AGAIN, with ace high! Next hand I have suited K7 and he pushes me this time. The blinds are most of my stack, so I might as well. I hit running 7s to beat his JJ! Now we exchange "wtf"s. I become chip leader after 4 consecutive hands of pure lotto luck!

I went on to win 8 of the next 12 hands with blinds at 600 and 1200 and, near the end, 1000 and 2000, in basically an all-in lotto to win the damn thing! I'd have even won before that when I had HIM all-in with my AK vs. his 94 offsuit, but he two paired the flop and won! It was some kind of worst-hand-wins extravaganza!

So even when the other guy has literally 30 times your stack, remember it's not over. Chip and a chair. I guess that's the moral. Also, try not to river me or karma will get you.

man talk about your chip and chair story. hey and that river thing goes for me also beware i write you down on my s list