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PokerStars Game #9989108981: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2007/05/19 - 00:33:54 (ET)
Table 'Lalage II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Tomroxmysox ($5.22 in chips)
Seat 2: JOHNDUHE ($5.10 in chips)
Seat 3: upscale99 ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 4: BabyHumvee ($14.58 in chips)
Seat 5: peenore ($6.77 in chips)
Seat 6: stonewax ($7.60 in chips)
stonewax: posts small blind $0.02
Tomroxmysox: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BabyHumvee
JOHNDUHE: folds
upscale99: calls $0.05
BabyHumvee: raises $0.15 to $0.20
peenore: folds
stonewax: folds
Tomroxmysox: calls $0.15
upscale99: calls $0.15
*** FLOP ***
Tomroxmysox: checks
upscale99: checks
BabyHumvee: bets $0.75
Tomroxmysox: folds
upscale99: calls $0.75
*** TURN ***
upscale99: checks
BabyHumvee: bets $1.25
upscale99: calls $1.25
*** RIVER ***
upscale99: checks
BabyHumvee: bets $1
upscale99: calls $1
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BabyHumvee: shows (two pair, Queens and Eights)
upscale99: mucks hand
BabyHumvee collected $6.32 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.62 | Rake $0.30
Board
Seat 1: Tomroxmysox (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: JOHNDUHE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: upscale99 mucked
Seat 4: BabyHumvee showed and won ($6.32) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 5: peenore (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: stonewax (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #10017443654: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/05/20 - 16:29:59 (ET)
Table 'Wachmann' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BabyHumvee ($5.06 in chips)
Seat 2: axel_paulsen ($3.59 in chips)
Seat 3: PIPIcieri ($1.16 in chips)
Seat 4: freddy1712 ($2.46 in chips)
Seat 5: Sogun ($0.90 in chips)
Seat 6: watdann ($3.63 in chips)
Seat 7: ErikLive ($3.80 in chips)
Seat 8: raiden907 ($0.61 in chips)
Seat 9: Duff@Poker ($1.75 in chips)
PIPIcieri: posts small blind $0.01
freddy1712: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BabyHumvee [Th Td]
Sogun: calls $0.02
watdann: calls $0.02
ErikLive: folds
raiden907: folds
Duff@Poker: folds
BabyHumvee: raises $0.10 to $0.12
axel_paulsen: folds
PIPIcieri: folds
freddy1712: calls $0.10
Sogun: calls $0.10
watdann: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 6h Ts]
freddy1712: bets $0.04
Sogun: calls $0.04
BabyHumvee: raises $0.36 to $0.40
freddy1712: calls $0.36
Sogun: folds
*** TURN *** [7s 6h Ts] K♦
freddy1712: checks
BabyHumvee: bets $1.06
freddy1712: calls $1.06
*** RIVER *** [7s 6h Ts Kd] 5♦
freddy1712: checks
BabyHumvee: bets $0.90
freddy1712: calls $0.88 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BabyHumvee: shows [Th Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
freddy1712: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
BabyHumvee collected $4.91 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.11 | Rake $0.20
Board [7s 6h Ts Kd 5d]
Seat 1: BabyHumvee showed [Th Td] and won ($4.91) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: axel_paulsen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PIPIcieri (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: freddy1712 (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: Sogun folded on the Flop
Seat 6: watdann folded before Flop
Seat 7: ErikLive folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: raiden907 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Duff@Poker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

pshh i got both those beat

PokerStars Game #8914992522: Tournament #45338458, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/03/15 - 14:44:54 (ET)
Table '45338458 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: heibes (2055 in chips)
Seat 2: x_QUIXTAR_x (1440 in chips)
Seat 3: Daleroxxu (1790 in chips)
Seat 4: lograyNL (1030 in chips)
Seat 5: rodsprad (1645 in chips)
Seat 6: Matrixx777 (1325 in chips)
Seat 7: ChuckTs (1605 in chips)
Seat 8: pinkbanana (1260 in chips)
Seat 9: johnycakes99 (1350 in chips)
pinkbanana: posts small blind 50
johnycakes99: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChuckTs [Ad Kh]
heibes: folds
x_QUIXTAR_x: folds
Daleroxxu: folds
lograyNL: folds
rodsprad: calls 100
Matrixx777: folds
ChuckTs: raises 300 to 400
pinkbanana: folds
johnycakes99: folds
rodsprad: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3d 8h 3c]
rodsprad: bets 100
ChuckTs: raises 1105 to 1205 and is all-in
rodsprad: calls 1105
*** TURN *** [3d 8h 3c] 3♠
*** RIVER *** [3d 8h 3c 3s] K♠
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rodsprad: shows [7h 9c] (three of a kind, Threes)
ChuckTs: shows [Ad Kh] (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
ChuckTs collected 3360 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3360 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8h 3c 3s Ks]
Seat 1: heibes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: x_QUIXTAR_x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Daleroxxu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lograyNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: rodsprad showed [7h 9c] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 6: Matrixx777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ChuckTs (button) showed [Ad Kh] and won (3360) with a full house, Threes full of Kings
Seat 8: pinkbanana (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: johnycakes99 (big blind) folded before Flop

I'm talking cash game stupidity. But that is definitely thread-worthy!

LOLOL

7h9c == Monster

My thoughts exactly.

chucks post is a laugh. basing your tourney survival on 79. brilliant!