I sit here playing a MTT on Pokerstars. Earlier in the night Cardschat ran their biweekly money added tournament. Which by the way has generated less interest than a modern day bearded lady at a carnival!

Seeing as how my inhibitions and judgement, of course the first things to go when you drink, are 2 things I care absolutely nothing about “atm”. DISCLAIMER: None of the people mentioned in this blog were ever actually pooped on…….

Tonight is the night of the suckouts!! sb: Ace10 BB: K10 flop comes top 10 I push all in get called sooooooo he is drawing dead to a K right? Well as is the norm on pokerstars I get cornhole pirated by a king!! Yes I know part of the game, but people who blazanly say that their skillz rule the poker universe when they hit a 3 outer make me wanna send a prison rapist over to their house! btw S3EvER when you go to the park the dogs sniff your face, that is how attractive you are!

Earlier in the evening I found out a couple little known facts about the Administrators of cardschat a) Nick MUST DIE FOR EDITING THIS, b) Grum is destined to die a virgin and c) Greg has been banned from the London zoo for conduct unbecoming a British Citizen….. Well if I think of anything else good before I pass out I will share but this is highly unlikely…GN and I wish everyone fortune and fame!